Confession to KurtR

[guywhofishes]

Waggers, this is temporary. Unlike cheese, it will not get better with age.

Be of good cheer wagatron - I have only once - in 53 years.

And this involved Mexican hamburger (ate at Johnny Rocket's at Cancun airport two days prior... Johnny Rocket's how apropos).

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that's right - I said apropos on NDA.

 

[johnr]

I was bird hunting a couple years back, and had a sudden and immediate need to deuce. I was only a quarter mile from my buddies house when this came about, so I veered off and headed to his place when the situation turned dire. I had to drop trow right then and there as the shit was coming now. So I shit in front of about a dozen other guys, all watching me, it was horrible, I have nightmares about it still to this day.

#suddenshitsinfrontofgroupssuck

 

[guywhofishes]

Oh man - thats a tough one to envision properly.

wait, no, mental image achieved.

BA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

 

[FishSticks]

I shit in my duck waders 2 years ago, they were a brand new pair. Had to poop real bad just before legal shooting and tried sticking my butt over the waders, apparently did not try hard enough and an unknown amount a fecal matter dropped into the waders...We were in such a nasty slough that i had zero idea it happened until we packed up at the truck 4 hours later.

Thank god we shot a limit otherwise it would have been a bad day

 

[Fishmission]

Poop stories always make a thread more fun

 

[johnr]

I shit in my duck waders 2 years ago, they were a brand new pair. Had to poop real bad just before legal shooting and tried sticking my butt over the waders, apparently did not try hard enough and an unknown amount a fecal matter dropped into the waders...We were in such a nasty slough that i had zero idea it happened until we packed up at the truck 4 hours later.

Thank god we shot a limit otherwise it would have been a bad day

Classic

 

[martinslanding]

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Just this week i used the old "its not you, its me" line - it was definitely her

you should have introduced her to black wags...#blackwagslivesmatter

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Be of good cheer wagatron - I have only once - in 53 years.

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the first 53 how about in the last 15

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@ KURTR everytime I drive by a pontoon fishing family I yell " Hi Kurt !!!" only two have waived back

 

[eseamands]

Sucks when the old poop/fart separator decides to break down on a guy...

 

[Jigaman]

last winter a buddy and I were fishing up on lake winnipeg. Fishing had slowed down a bit and we were talking about making another move since we havent marked anything for a while. He decides to go out by the snowmobiles and pinch a loaf (weather was pretty nice that day) before we move. as soon as he starts doing his business I start marking one but couldnt get him to bite. A few seconds later I look at his vexilar and now he is marking one. This whole time I am yelling out to him whats going on but of course he thinks Im full of it. As soon as I grab his fishing rod and give it a jerk I get bit. yell to him "I got a good one on your rod" and by know her hears the drag singing. He comes running back to the house with his bibs still around his ankles just in time to see me pull up a super fat 26" eye out of his hole. I thought it was quite funny. him, not so much.

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another trip to lake winnipeg with a different buddy a couple years ago it was super cold. I mean -35°F cold. the ice was also very thick. I mean two 12" extensions thick. Needless to say moving was sucky to say the least. We each had our own house and the first spot of the day was doing pretty well but not great. After fishing there a few hours we decided to try a few more spots but never really did as well as we were in the first spot. Towards the end of the day we decided to just go back to that spot to finish our day. Was an easy decision since we could just set up on our old holes so we didnt have to deal with the auger (his jiffy was giving us issues all day). we get there, both set up our shacks (about 20 yards apart) and bank them well and get the heaters fired up. I just get settled in when all of the sudden I hear "MOTHER F*CKER!!! MY POOP HOLE!!!" Turns out he forgot he took a shit in that hole before we left not knowing we would be coming back. He went though the whole setup process (which due to the extreme temps really sucked) then sat down and went to drop his lure in and sees his used toilet paper and a turd floating in the slushy hole. He ended up moving a couple yard over and starting over. I think he did catch a master that afternoon so at least there is a happy ending!

 

[Fishmission]

Sucks when the old poop/fart separator decides to break down on a guy...

Especially when riding in a friends new truck

 

[Jigaman]

Especially when riding in a friends new truck

hope it had leather seats

 

[svnmag]

I too like to holler "Hi Kurt!!" and random individuals. The response has never been what I'd deem a "positive".