Chapter titles will allow you to make up your own stories:
1. Hunted in MT for 2 weeks and all I got was a deer in ND with my truck.
2. Honda Accords, deep snow, gravel, and high speed do not mix well.
3. Assuming everyone is unhurt, when you roll a vehicle and one of you catches a ride back to town with a nice old couple, you can indeed continue hunting with a fresh vehicle.
4. The next time you are scheduled to go hunting with the guy who rolled the truck, showing up in the pre-dawn darkness with a hockey helmet on is a BAD idea.
5. Winchester 1400's appear to create their own lift when chucked like a helicopter 'cause no 12yr old on the planet can actually throw one that far.
6. The abandoned firearm on the approach via doggie distraction.
7. A shotgun blast can indeed fool the impact sensor into shutting down power to the fuel pump.
8. When you're elder steps out of the vehicle, slips on the ice and breaks his rifle stock completely in half, it's not funny.
9. A 150HP motor doesn't have enough "traction" in reverse to pull a boat off a trailer when the straps are still on, though it WILL float the trailer.
10. A 150HP motor doesn't have enough "traction" in reverse to pull a boat off a trailer when only 1 of the straps is still hooked up.
11. Zip ties in the fall make hooking up boat electronics in the spring a far less eventful fair.
12. 3/4Mi of Headlight deep powder-snow @ full-throttle/boost will fill up the intake airbox of a 6.7L Ford Diesel.
13. Pillow-drifts will ice up the bottom pulley of a mid-90's 5.0L F-150 and throw the serpentine belt off disabling power steering among other things.
14. Large whitetails, hangovers, too much caffeine, long runs through the CRP, improper variable scope power settings, and atrial fibrillation. It can happen to you.
15. Aggressive flushing dogs that won't flush that pesky stubborn wiley old rooster out of cattails, tree row brush piles, or overgrown fence lines actually can tell the difference between pheasants and raccoons, and porcupines.
