One of the weirdest things that ever happened to me was that I was looking at the tree hanging over my fence and the cooler beside the garage was next to the freezer that wasn't plugged in and I didn't know that a plum tree was looking at my shingles and I thought that if the siding on the fence was incomplete I should use my canoe without tires to talk to my neighbor that has a grill that is outside and my trees are so pretty this time of year with all the butterflies that I like to watch the ants on a sidewalk that I pissed my pants and it ran down my arms as I saw this garage door that was on a plane and with that I fell in my hole I dug that is for the cooler and I know the window is close to the yard mower and I ate a peach.
- Joe Biden