For all the Seenagers on this site.

[Zogman]

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)



I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.



I don't have to go to school or work.



I get an allowance every month.



I have my own pad.



I don't have a curfew.



I have a driver's license and my own car.



I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.



The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared.



And I don't have acne.



Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.



Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.



Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.



Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.




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[johnr]

:;:cheers

 

[lunkerslayer]

 

[Zogman]

Lunk where did you get my picture? Cause that's me and not my wife. You will put me in trouble big time.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Lol www.whatgoesontheroadstaysontheroad.com
Don't worry just put me in your ignore list she will never need to know haha:;:cheers

 

[lunkerslayer]

Grandpa said that when you get to my age they will let you get away with things you did when you were six. He said people don't call it the Golden years for nothing, I miss him dearly for he was my biggest fan. I have to tell you this story: Grandpa wouldn't smoke in the house but he liked to puff on cigars whenever he got a chance. He was manning the grill making sure the hot dogs didn't burn and puffing on a cigar. Grandma comes out of the house to see grandpa puffing on the cigar she starts going off on him about being a role model for his grandchildren. He just stands there puffing on his cigar, minding the grill. He looks up over to my grandma tells her "see that is the reason nobody likes you". I asked him how can you get away with that, he says you have to be all done titty sprinkling kid. Hang in there kid it's all worth it in the end!!