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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.
Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.
From reddit:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.
Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.
He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan.
 


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I ain't even mad. Can't say life could get enough that I would think about bedding multiple mexican prostitutes.
 


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Sounds just like what the movie "Pretty Woman" would have went like in real life.
 

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I don't believe they are called hookers anymore, I believe the proper term is relaxation therapists. Haha.

Only in Mexico.
 

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I guess if your planning on killing yourself you might as well do a few crazy/reckless things beforehand. You might end up being enlightened like this guy. Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!
 

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say hello to my lit-tle fren...

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I guess if your planning on killing yourself you might as well do a few crazy/reckless things beforehand. You might end up being enlightened like this guy. Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!

Little experience?
 

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Cocaine and tequila, funny there was anything said about a donkey.;:;boozer
 

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The HIV will catch up with him sooner or later.....lucky little fella.
 


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The HIV will catch up with him sooner or later.....lucky little fella.

With a little luck he will be ok. It took Charlie Sheen the better part of 3 decades for that to set in. But then again, he probably doesn't have tiger blood.
 


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