Joe Rogan--Bigfoot

[svnmag]

Didn't want to start a new thread. The "search" option on here is garbage:

 

[svnmag]

I'm more in the camp of "We're being fucked with by technology": Maybe should've posted this in the Pot thread.

 

[MSA]

Even Rogan doesn't believe in Bigfoot anymore

 

[svnmag]

Even Rogan doesn't believe in Bigfoot anymore

That's no where near the point...There's a line between skepticism and cognitive dissonance.

 

[Trip McNeely]

Even Rogan doesn't believe in Bigfoot anymore

then explain this shit…….

 

[svnmag]

^^^^THAT is staged and NOT real.

 

[Trip McNeely]

No way man….. that shits as real as professional wrestling

 

[risingsun]

^^^^THAT is staged and NOT real.

 

[lunkerslayer]

 

[svnmag]

No way man….. that shits as real as professional wrestling

There are no credible reports of orange fur and a chartreuse-ish nose: Keeping an open mind; a gay buffet in a gay forest may have been captured. I hypothesize the thick fur and disco dancing may contribute to sasquatch erection play and extremely rare reproduction.

Per any known mammalian species; colorrectal, fecal reproduction is implausible. A bunch of damn queers frolicing about in the snow would not be conducive to further propagation; however festive.

Even Elton John never did disco. These sasquatch fags should stop throwing rocks at people.

 

[johnr]

There are no credible reports of orange fur and a chartreuse-ish nose: Keeping an open mind; a gay buffet in a gay forest may have been captured. I hypothesize the thick fur and disco dancing may contribute to sasquatch erection play and extremely rare reproduction.

Per any known mammalian species; colorrectal, fecal reproduction is implausible. A bunch of damn queers frolicing about in the snow would not be conducive to further propagation; however festive.

Even Elton John never did disco. These sasquatch fags should stop throwing rocks at people.

Most of the gays didn't start out gay, however the true gays (5% of the current 3%) never started out straight.
Iffn a woman can cause erection, are you actually gay?

 

[risingsun]

Most of the gays didn't start out gay, however the true gays (5% of the current 3%) never started out straight.
Iffn a woman can cause erection, are you actually gay?

Is this based on a curve chart? Err like peyronies?

 

[Trip McNeely]

Most of the gays didn't start out gay, however the true gays (5% of the current 3%) never started out straight.
Iffn a woman can cause erection, are you actually gay?

God I hope this isn’t one of them “asking for a friend” questions…….

 

[tikkalover]

Cops: 2 Oregon Men Die Looking for Sasquatch​

Two Portland men who apparently wanted to catch a glimpse of the mythical Bigfoot—aka Sasquatch—have instead lost their lives in a forest in Washington state. The Skamania County Sheriff's Office says the unidentified men, ages 37 and 59, were found in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest after a three-day search, reports KOIN. "Both deaths appear to be due to exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness," says the sheriff's office in a news release.

The men left on Christmas Eve and a relative reported them missing on Christmas morning. Their interest in Bigfoot isn't detailed, with authorities saying only that they were "searching for Sasquatch" in the forest, located about 150 miles northeast of Portland. Sasquatch lore is particularly prominent in the Pacific Northwest, notes the AP.

 

[luvcatchingbass]

Cops: 2 Oregon Men Die Looking for Sasquatch​

Two Portland men who apparently wanted to catch a glimpse of the mythical Bigfoot—aka Sasquatch—have instead lost their lives in a forest in Washington state. The Skamania County Sheriff's Office says the unidentified men, ages 37 and 59, were found in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest after a three-day search, reports KOIN. "Both deaths appear to be due to exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness," says the sheriff's office in a news release.

The men left on Christmas Eve and a relative reported them missing on Christmas morning. Their interest in Bigfoot isn't detailed, with authorities saying only that they were "searching for Sasquatch" in the forest, located about 150 miles northeast of Portland. Sasquatch lore is particularly prominent in the Pacific Northwest, notes the AP.

Sounds like another case of natural selection. They obviously didn't take enough Jack Links with them.

 

[savage270]

Sure they died of "exposure". Clearly they found bigfoot and he wasn't happy about it.

 

[johnr]

Bigfoot is wearing their pants as we speak.