LEWT Tournament Winners BUSTED!

[guywhofishes]

lol

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Back to the thread.

 

[Skeeter]

I think I have 19 of these 23 traits.
Fuck

I didn’t see drinking bush lattes on there so you are safe.

 

[watson]

How many does a person need to have before you look like a serial killer asking for watson's imaginary friend

And you're in my head, haha?? Fuk a sheep shit for brains

 

[lunkerslayer]

I was technically talking about your imaginary friend,

 

[svnmag]

 

[svnmag]

Haw haw. I got WW to post outside the "Funnies".

 

[snow]

Thanx guy,made me go look as well...I'm good

But,now I'm checking my friends,about 50/50 have serial killer traits

 

[Rowdie]

I have yet to check myself, but I check a picture of a group of New NDHP officers and most were good. I just looked at the ears though.

 

[Walleye_Chaser]

I tried to get a propane tank filled in Fargo today. There was nearly a murder or three.

I FEEL YOUR PAIN ON THIS ONE

 

[guywhofishes]

I FEEL YOUR PAIN ON THIS ONE

It’s getting so bad I’m considering getting a large tank so I can refill smaller ones via hillbilly transfer techniques.

 

[guywhofishes]

First spot:
Mutant quicky mart employee walks out of store right in front of me with ice melt in hand as I attempt to pull into a wide open dispenser lane. She Slows WAY down the second she sees me approaching - and purposely goes into turtle mode to lolly in my lane - not applying salt.

I wait until she gives me enough room, then she stands just far enough to one side to make me nervous as I slowly pull into my lane. She pretends to salt a spot right at edge of my lane.

She goes back in, I follow. I request propane fill. She says “you almost ran me over - you need to be more careful “

Me: “WHAT? You’re kidding, right?”

mutant: (crickets)

Me: “Is this your idea of a prank???”

mutant: (crickets)

Me: Driving away in order to avoid murder charge.

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Customer service definitely isn't even close to what it used to be.

 

[guywhofishes]

Second spot: Page attendant using speaker at propane fill spot.

mutant: “I’ll send someone right out”

Me: Driving away after solid 15 minute wait.

 

[Walleye_Chaser]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[johnr]

Second spot: Page attendant using speaker at propane fill spot.

mutant: “I’ll send someone right out”

Me: Driving away after solid 15 minute wait.

Our local car dealer that sells the number one selling truck in America, is about as purely aggravating as this. And then other times they absolutely rock. Its really a hit and miss, Jeckle and Hyde deal

As a life long salesman, I have never, not ever understood not being friendly and astute...
Sometimes a guy needs to take a breathe, and understand some people just straight up suck at life, and participating like any paid employee should, isn't in the life skills of this "I don't give a fuck generation"

 

[risingsun]

First spot:
Mutant quicky mart employee walks out of store right in front of me with ice melt in hand as I attempt to pull into a wide open dispenser lane. She Slows WAY down the second she sees me approaching - and purposely goes into turtle mode to lolly in my lane - not applying salt.

I wait until she gives me enough room, then she stands just far enough to one side to make me nervous as I slowly pull into my lane. She pretends to salt a spot right at edge of my lane.

She goes back in, I follow. I request propane fill. She says “you almost ran me over - you need to be more careful “

Me: “WHAT? You’re kidding, right?”

mutant: (crickets)

Me: “Is this your idea of a prank???”

mutant: (crickets)

Me: Driving away in order to avoid murder charge.

Second spot: Page attendant using speaker at propane fill spot.

mutant: “I’ll send someone right out”

Me: Driving away after solid 15 minute wait.

Hmmm. Interesting. Just where are your ears positioned on your head?

 

[guywhofishes]

Hmmm. Interesting. Just where are your ears positioned on your head?

They dropped about 1/2” in the course of 30 minutes.

 

[guywhofishes]

Considering getting an ear lift - just to head things off at the pass.

 

[BrokenBackJack]

@guywhofishes
Don't want to hijack this thread but my bride wants to see more pics of Royce. We were driving around yesterday and she mentioned that out of the blue. She says he always makes her smile and feel good.
So fire away when you have some time.
Thanks!