Most Redneck thing you've done

[CatDaddy]

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express one nite.

That doesn't make you a redneck, it makes you a doctor and an airline pilot!

 

[svnmag]

I always thought it would be "neat" to be an airline pilot and pay for a place for wayward stewardesses to frolic and sleep within my domain.

 

[Pheasant 54]

This isnt the most redneck thing I ever have done, but the one that still gets brought up from time to time. I had my wife put polaroids of me with a nice deer I had taken in our Christmas cards , It was great . Gives you an idea of how long it was when it was polaroids

 

[svnmag]

I always thought it would be "neat" to be an airline pilot and pay for a place for wayward stewardesses to frolic and sleep within my domain.

For real: Microwave left over pizza until hot (ish): Heat a skillet (hot) with some olive oil while the microwave is still "whirring": Reduce heat, throw a slice in the pan and treat it like a grilled cheese without the flip.

Thank me by reading NDA threads with some beers and the perfect slice of pizza.

You could also shop for wide assed side Dodge mirrors and a dumb assed vertical exhaust for your dumb assed superfluous "dually"; while enjoying an amazing treat.

Roll coal:

 

[SDMF]

Sorry: What is a magnesium wheel? I understand lighters and toys. This sounds industrial?...

1960's-early 80's "Mag Wheels" on hot rods and muscle cars. "Mags" were made of magnesium.