Okay I'm an old Lame ASS

Zogman

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I have had my concealed weapon permit for about 4 years now. So, yesterday
I went over to the local Scheels to get a 9mm handgun
for home/personal protection.




When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, -"Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun
control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.




When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was actually referring
to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! As a senior
citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get
my pants back on. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors much clearer. I don't think I look that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often.

Yup an Old Lame Ass,

Zogman
 




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