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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tikkalover" data-source="post: 338184" data-attributes="member: 600"><p><strong>Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis: 'The pain was unbearable'</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit">The Olympics are always filled with interesting, heartwarming and sometimes bizarre storylines.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit">On Saturday, Finnish cross-country skier Remi Lindholm suffered a frozen penis during the men’s 50-kilometre mass start race in Zhangjiakou.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit">"You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished,” he told Finnish media. “It was one of the worst competitions I've been in. It was just about battling through.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit">With howling, freezing winds making for chilling temperatures, organizers delayed the start of the race by an hour and cut the usual 50-kilometre event down by 20 kilometres. Lindholm’s thin ski suit and under-layers could not keep him from succumbing to the elements, resulting in a frozen penis by race’s end.</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit">The 24-year-old had to use a heat pack to warm up his frosted bits after he finished the race in 28th place in just under an hour and 16 minutes in his first Olympic Games.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit">"When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable," he added.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit">Oddly enough, this isn’t even the first time that Lindholm has experienced a frozen appendage during a race, having <a href="https://www.iltalehti.fi/talviurheilu/a/f63087da-da86-474e-b67b-4cb476637ab6" target="_blank">suffered the same fate</a> at an event in his native Finland last year.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2228"><span style="font-family: inherit">WTF, never heard of this before. </span></span>::wowzers::</p></blockquote><p></p>

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