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BrokenBackJack

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I chewed mrs johnr out once when trying to back the camper into the driveway from the wrong side. She was trying to guide me, but standing out of view of the side mirror. After I got done getting it off my chest my neighbor was standing on his front porch, just shaking his head at me. It was then that I realized what a real dick head looked like, it sadly was me.

Have never acted that way again, it isn't always easy, but it is always important

Most of us if not all, have been down this same trail a time or two in our lives. Lord knows i have made enough mistakes in my life and continue to do so every now and then. But now i just step back and laugh at myself and sometimes i even say out loud, "what a dumb ass"! I guess if the shoe fits so to speak huh?
Life goes on my friend. Best we can do is apologize and never do it again.
 

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Johnr and his magestical hunting cat is a weekly episode I could follow on the outdoor channel.

Johnr knows he has found himself a very good kitty. He also knows if the kitty isn't treated right it may leave or stray away. And we all know there is always someone around the corner looking for a stray cat to pet. :cool:
 

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Funny story about the strap and breaking a few feet in . Dad had an old blue fin that was a bitch to load and he was cranking on the winch really hard to get it on the trailer well he gave it one big crank the strap broke he fell forward but kept him self from falling in the water. Then all of a sudden he jumps in looks at me and my brother says get in the pick up. He walks out of the water and gets in the pick up me and my brother are like what the hell. Well when the strap broke he shit his pants he was cranking on it so hard so jumping in the water was better than having shit ass for the drive home i guess. We still laugh about this

I know this is an old thread, but this might be the best story ever!
 

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I hope the fleas of a 1000 Camels infects the armpits of that Ranger boat owner for slathering the spotless reputation of others across the land !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geez huff memory of johnny carson with that line,here's another from monte python" I fart in your general direction" or in johnr's case try to after a 3 day bender,still laughing about that one,been there done that.
 


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When i worked construction after one of us farted, we used to say, what just came out of my butt is going up your nose. ;:;rofl
 

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