There a certain game warden that can attest to thisI woke up once with a walleye shoved up my ass. Would never tell anyone about it though...
Back in the day I could piss an acceptable hole. Now it would be a stalagmite due to volume and frequency.
Our local lake is mostly open water, but a skiff of ice in the wind protected areas, and enough ice at the ramp to hold up the big rocks for ice thickness checking sonsabitches
I wonder when cavemen first started checking ice with big rocks.
What’s amazing is that they’re still doing it.
#evolve