something to think about~

[D-Racer]

Add to this the infamous asteroid versus hemorrhoid naming.

 

[tikkalover]

You guys are phunny!

 

[CrankB8]

Why is the date rape drug Rohypnol called "roofies" when victims usually end up on floor?
...asking for a friend

 

[Rut2much]

Why do guys in deer stands that look like hotel rooms wear camouflage and why do they whisper after shooting a rifle?

I've always wondered the same thing about people that drive around caked in orange during season that never leave their driver's seat..
And that camouflage blaze orange stuff really takes my mind for a ride!

 

[dean nelson]

If you try to fail and you succeed which have you done?

 

[BP338]

Why hasn't anyone caught big foot yet?

Why do we have deja vu?

Why does your LIFE pass before your eyes if you almost DIE? Also, is it your past life, or future life that passes? Does it still happen if you die?

 

[JayKay]

Why do we have a "pair" of pants, and a tv "set"?

Do fish ever get thirsty?

 

[Maddog]

Why do witnesses in a courtroom have to swear to tell the truth, but the judge, prosecutor, and defense attorneys DON'T?

They actually take a sworn oath upon being hired. (perhaps some need a reminder .... )

 

[ndherm]

Because each leg is 1 Pant, like a pair of scissors or a pair of pliers, each side is 1 plier/scissor

 

[LBrandt]

You guys are starting to make my head hurt.

 

[duckman1302]

And that camouflage blaze orange stuff really takes my mind for a ride![/QUOTE]

Because deer don't see orange and the camouflage orange breaks up the solid outline. Very similar to the red plaid that all of our grandfathers used to wear.

 

[3Roosters]

Drinking busch num numms is like having sex on a beach. Its fricking near water.

 

[Mort]

If we call the fish "walleye" we know where the 'eye' is but where is the "wall"

 

[sl1000794]

Why is panties plural and bra singular?

 

[Skeeter]

When pornstars are taking off their cloths, they are actually getting dressed for work.

 

[gr8outdoors]

is it still called morning wood if u work night shift and sleep till noon then wake up and there he is?

 

[BP338]

is it still called morning wood if u work night shift and sleep till noon then wake up and there he is?

Better said, "wake up wood". Then you have "wake up sex"...Thumbs Up

 

[Maddog]

Why do we have a "pair" of pants, and a tv "set"?

Do fish ever get thirsty?

I don't think so, as the saying goes something like "drink like a fish".

 

[lionslayer300winmag]

Who suicided Epstein?

 

[campchef]

If the LGBT community can't accept who or what they are, why am I expected to accept who or what they want to be?