Add to this the infamous asteroid versus hemorrhoid naming.
I've always wondered the same thing about people that drive around caked in orange during season that never leave their driver's seat..Why do guys in deer stands that look like hotel rooms wear camouflage and why do they whisper after shooting a rifle?
They actually take a sworn oath upon being hired. (perhaps some need a reminder .... )Why do witnesses in a courtroom have to swear to tell the truth, but the judge, prosecutor, and defense attorneys DON'T?
is it still called morning wood if u work night shift and sleep till noon then wake up and there he is?
Why do we have a "pair" of pants, and a tv "set"?
Do fish ever get thirsty?