Piercing story. About 17 years ago, went to a chemical update "meeting" in Fargo. In the evening, our rep took a bunch of us to the Northern, when we left he says, I hired the stripper to come do a private show back in my suite. So she shows up with her "bodyguard" and does a few dances for about 15 of us. Pretty soon she says she will do a few dances completely naked. As she is dancing she opens up her legs and shows everyone her vajayjay, and low and behold, its pierced. A couple of the younger guys got all excited, and started pointing, and yelling that she has an earring. I look at them and say "That's not an earring you idiots" the room goes silent and everyone looks at me and I said "does that look like an ear to you"? Even the stripper laughed at that one.