Menses

[raider]

every beer i open tonight only seems to last 1/2 as long... must only be 1/2 full???

 

[tikkalover]

Yogurt fresh out of the refrigerator has a cooling effect on genitalia.

Isn't yogurt supposed to be eaten?? :;:huh TMI svn TMI!! ;:;boozer

 

[svnmag]

It can still be eaten?...Free your mind.

 

[Mort]

aaaahh oooo eeeew...Free your mind....boom boom bomm..the rest will follow....

 

[Ericb]

It can still be eaten?...Free your mind.

Did you run out of peanut butter?

 

[svnmag]

I don't have a dog. Just a few KFC sporks.

 

[johnr]

Spoiled milk will help indigestion

 

[Finaddict]

You really don't want to know. Good news is that I can spend more time on NDA and actually respond to posts. Bad news is that most of my pain meds say "limit alcohol consumption" which really sucks.

 

[guywhofishes]

 

[Fly Carpin]

I got too drunk while cleaning the garage to go fishing tonight

 

[WormWiggler]

I got too drunk while cleaning the garage to go fishing tonight

why don't I understand this statement? Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?

 

[LBrandt]

Why do water heaters always take the dump on Friday night?

 

[deleted member]

10 days ago my washing machine took a shit the same day my kids were puking all over everything. Took a day off ton spend it at the laundry mat while I waited for a new one to arrive. It was great.

 

[Bowhunter_24]

Someone mentioned a hernia. I'm having hernia surgery on feb 17.

I stood in front of two dudes and dropped trou the other day because of it. Then I went to the dr. Jk

 

[Ericb]

Espringers I wanted to give you a pitty rep but I have to spread it around.

 

[JayKay]

My boots performed very admirably at the DL tournament today. There was a tad of water on the ice.

 

[Duckslayer100]

Yogurt fresh out of the refrigerator has a cooling effect on genitalia.

Pro Tip: Mint extract has the same cooling effect, however longer lasting and without the need to refrigerate.