Restoring Peace For the Holidays

[svnmag]

For the past hour "they've" been outside of my new bitchn' bachelor pad shampooing, vacuuming and generally banging the shi'ite out of the walls.

I just pounced out the door with a resounding "HA-HA". I was dressed in a candy stripped Speedo, camo headnet, black knee socks and pheasant feather appointed Fedora; shirtless with blue circles drawn around my nipples. I looked them deep in the eyes, said in an even tone; "I've just got to boogie" then began twerking. Upon twerking completion they gathered their equipment and moved on. I found this technique just as effective as releasing an angry dog. I must have gained many fans in the building as now the phone won't stop ringing.

 

[SDMF]

Merry Crystalmeth.

 

[dust in the wind]

That is one hell of an image you just painted in my head and during lunch.

thanks.

 

[svnmag]

That is one hell of an image you just painted in my head and during lunch.

thanks.

Sorry boss, desperate measures for desperate situation. Mark Stein is now subbing for Rush and has me in stitches. I can now listen in Holiday peace.

 

[Captain Ahab]

If what you did here was wrong, I don't want you to be right.

 

[svnmag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPueR6rkkX4

 

[Captain Ahab]

Bachelor pad? No more Fritos Scoops and naughty time with the wife?

 

[Bed Wetter]

Merry Crystalmeth.

I was already laughing outloud at svn, this made milk shoot out my nose.

 

[svnmag]

Nope, wife all gone. Fine line between between asserting manhood and total dick. Let's not get all serious with this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPueR6rkkX4

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I was already laughing outloud at svn, this made milk shoot out my nose.

SD has his ways! I miss Horsager.

 

[dust in the wind]

SD has his ways! I miss Horsager.

 

[svnmag]

I'm now hearing a mega-phone like side four of "The Wall" outside of the building. The cats are going freaking batshi'ite and I had to shut off the phone. None of the calls seemed fan friendly. I see a rifleman peeling one of the tangerines I tossed down to him; and I'm all like WTF?!! They're either after me or the or the wall banging enthusiasts. I've also noticed my toilet tank doesn't re-fill and the faucets spit like defective BB guns. I'm glad it's winter or I fear they'd also cut the power.

I'm coming to the realization you ruthless bastards may see me on KX tonight. I have two more bags of tangerines and an ample supply of seasonal nuts. I can keep the sentries rich in snacks for a few hours. I'm going to toss out another volley and hope for the best.

I see the rifleman has been relived and obtained a small cache of tangerines being peeled by the replacement. It's great fun to see them leave their emplacements to retrieve various Holiday snacks. I wish I had a few prime ribs with parachute devices. When they advanced; I'd toss various utensils to be used out of tangerine/nut range. If they enter violently, they'll bust their asses on racist citrus fruit.

It would be better for everyone if this would all just go away.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Sounds like you need to restore a piece this holiday season as well.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Merry Christmas Svnmag

 

[johnr]

aint never heard of no rifleman enjoying a tangerine, I find this tale suspect at best.

If you would have claimed kiwi, now that would have been a much easier vivid image.

Good luck, say hello to the little yellow man, he is there to help.

good tidings to you on this eve of Christmas eve

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if your guys wifes wont let you drink beer in the garage, it is best to replace than not.

 

[dust in the wind]

svnmag makes videos in his free time but he still gets the chicas

 

[You]

Nope, wife all gone. Fine line between between asserting manhood and total dick. Let's not get all serious with this!



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SD has his ways! I miss Horsager.

rumor has it horsager's in South Dakota trying to chase down Kurtr's mom

 

[johnr]

svnmag makes videos in his free time but he still gets the chicas

I always pictured him a little less lean, and foreign. He has caught the queer.

 

[dust in the wind]

I always pictured him a little less lean, and foreign. He has caught the queer.

I did too, but I guess we can be wrong once in a while.

 

[martinslanding]

For the past hour "they've" been outside of my new bitchn' bachelor pad shampooing, vacuuming and generally banging the shi'ite out of the walls.

I just pounced out the door with a resounding "HA-HA". I was dressed in a candy stripped Speedo, camo headnet, black knee socks and pheasant feather appointed Fedora; shirtless with blue circles drawn around my nipples. I looked them deep in the eyes, said in an even tone; "I've just got to boogie" then began twerking. Upon twerking completion they gathered their equipment and moved on. I found this technique just as effective as releasing an angry dog. I must have gained many fans in the building as now the phone won't stop ringing.

...so what you're saying is just another day in the neighborhood...

 

[Bed Wetter]

svnmag makes videos in his free time but he still gets the chicas

Svnmag is the Hispanic Napolean Dynamite.