I suppose the dry toast acts like a sponge to soak up some of the slimynesss, also clearly those farm eggs have a much thicker yoke making them look more slimy then your ordinary caged eggs.Last I'll say: I'm telling you Man they're cooked.
Fun fact(s): The chef's hat is called a toque and has 100 pleats representing the ways to cook eggs.
gordon's eggs are awesome....