Beer here.

[Maddog]

 

[Fritz the Cat]

Utah consumes the least.

Was having lunch with 5 Mormons at a cafe. No coffee, no coke, no alcohol for them.

Told them when I go fishing, I always take two or more Mormons in my boat, "never just one." They asked, why is that?

Because if I only take one, that son-of-a-gun will drink all of my beer. Laughs all around.