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  1. Captain Ahab

    Which New Truck Do I Need?

    My 2014 6.2 GMC pulls my 621 ranger quite nicely. Better than my 2011 with the 6.2. It will pull it in overdrive easily as long as you are not bucking a wind. No wind she will make about 11.5-12.5 MPG.
  2. Captain Ahab

    Legal or not?

    Was the officer a woman? Also, was your friend sharply dressed?
  3. Captain Ahab

    concussion

    My mother said I made up for lost time in my Senior year, though. That was a fun year. - - - Updated - - - I think my wife would let me drink beer in the shower if I chose to do so.
  4. Captain Ahab

    Powerball lottery

    He's probably been busy shagging Amanda dirty rotten.
  5. Captain Ahab

    concussion

    Didn't touch the stuff until about 18. Then the peer pressure finally wormed its way in.;:;boozer
  6. Captain Ahab

    concussion

    I never played football because it messed with a good portion of hunting season. My knees are thanking me...and maybe my head?
  7. Captain Ahab

    concussion

    LOL! And still wearing a hood to boot.
  8. Captain Ahab

    Powerball lottery

    I would give a bunch to the 75 year old Nancy Pelosi with a clause she couldn't spend any of it for 30 years. The next clause would be if she dies before the 30 year mark it becomes a donation to Republican party in her name. A democrat with money they can't spend has to be excruciating...
  9. Captain Ahab

    New NDA Logo

    I appreciate the effort of the good man Mr. Vollmer, but I have been staring at the upper left hand corner of the site for some time and I know this baby deserves something a notch or two higher on the "I'm the Best Damn Outdoor Web-Site in ND" scale. - - - Updated - - - IMHO
  10. Captain Ahab

    Lake Ashtabula Ice Fishing Derby

    How much for an ice brindle?
  11. Captain Ahab

    Uncle Steve

    I once had a woman so hot for me I thought I was going to cheat on my wife with her. In a pinch, I showed her some Uncle Steve videos exclaiming how good they were. Pretty sure Uncle Steve saved my marriage.
  12. Captain Ahab

    concussion

    Embarrassing story: I sat down to watch some Uncle Steve videos on a tall stool next to my work bench. Next thing I know I wake up in a pool of blood on the cement floor of my garage 6 hours later. Should I go to the doctor?
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    concussion

    That was about 2 years before I touched the sauce. I highly doubt the damage is the same or a much larger part of the population would be represented by Will Smith:;:cheers
  14. Captain Ahab

    concussion

    I lost part of a day after a dirt bike jump that ended badly. I don't remember the landing or riding the thing home.
  15. Captain Ahab

    One hundred miles from home, whoops!!

    Did that once. I paid my buddy's wife $20 to use hers. He was pissed she jumped at my first offer. Ha ha
  16. Captain Ahab

    Questions of the day

    If I wanted to torture myself with perch fishing, it would go like this: A. Morning (9-Noon)(and then drown my perch won't bite blues at Proz Lakeside by going there for a burger and forgetting to order a burger) B. Sunny (those bastards like sun) C. Falling Baro(that's what the pros tell...
  17. Captain Ahab

    Vexilar Comparisons

    Not a myth. I almost lost a friend because of it. Good thing he could borrow his dads vexilar or 15 years of friendship would have been at serious risk;-). It was a LX-3 enemy radar scrambling machine.
  18. Captain Ahab

    Guywhohasabigbale is this you?

    Looks like he bought a Powerbong ticket…and won.
  19. Captain Ahab

    A thread removed

    Half smut or full on smut is a click or two away. I'm fine with no smut here.
  20. Captain Ahab

    Troubles...

    How does one send from the cattle barn to the printer?

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