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  1. johnr

    Wedding diet.......

    it is the womans role and duty to be thin and vibrant, the man must be big and strong. mrs johnr needs to maintain, I need my strength. They make bigger man pants for a reason. Eat drink and be merry, life IS a dress size, and unless you wear a dress you are fine. - - - Updated - - -...
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    I'm kinda slow

    are his farts now soundless, like wind blowing thru a huge mountain tunnel? haha
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    Who is in favor of slot limits

    next time I am at the cleaning station and some jack ass badgers me because of my fish size I am going to push it down the grinder, and then knock their beer over. That will learn em.
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    Interesting evening fishing

    I wouldn't worry about a woman beater taking his chances with a guy that might fight back. Takes a special kind of pussy douche bag to get physical with a woman or child.
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    Good Idea for Swimbaits or Not???

    I was tempted to do a little FBO whoring last night, but came to my bridge builder senses
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    Who is in favor of slot limits

    will do, I am not sure on exact destination, guessing south Huff Hills area.
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    Good Idea for Swimbaits or Not???

    Guys right you guys suck...haha #smallgapsmatter
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    New to Sakakawea

    excellent advice here. Early on fishing the north western areas are by far the best, up between Williston and new town, the fishing on the east end doesn't happen consistently until the water warms up. Good luck and post reports. I look forward to hearing about your good luck
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    Office music

    :;:howdy, I don't know, I am old and confused, what I do know is it sure sucked hearing it over and effing over...haha I take back the bad mouthing of the wrong band..
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    Who is in favor of slot limits

    Well the weather looks like it might be okay this weekend, both neighbors on either side of me had the boats out of storage yesterday getting them geared up and ready. So it looks like, counting me the mighty Missouri will have at least 3 more boats full of pillagers keeping a limit of fat...
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    Night crawlers

    Box elder bugs made an appearance at my house 2 weeks ago already. Of course we don't get moisture here so the crawlers have yet to make a showing.
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    Interesting evening fishing

    maybe she had it coming...haha:;: I was once trying to back my 5th wheel up the driveway, and mrs johnr was backing me up rather poorly, I was yelling out the window at her that if she cant see me in the mirror, that means I cant see her trying to give me directions. After about 10 attempts I...
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    Office music

    That terrible hail storm group had a song about a pocket of high, and we belong down below, that literally played every 20 minutes on the local rock station. I have a huge hatred of that group and song because of the love affair the local DJ had with it. And in western ND we have very little to...
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    Awards

    Suckfest
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    the new all in the family...

    Excellent show.
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    Awards

    Did I get an award?
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    I'm kinda slow

    now you are hurting my sense of humor...:(
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    I'm kinda slow

    agree, humor is what separates us from the huge kept walleyes, and other insignificant beasts put on this earth for my entertainment, and consumption. Hahaha I enjoy being at the top of the food chain.
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    Good Idea for Swimbaits or Not???

    I prefer a smaller gap. That is all
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    Who is in favor of slot limits

    #mushkyneedforagetoo

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