I'm kinda being guffawed like a tool here and will still maintain a suspended pickle jar full of live minnows would attract interest. Almost makes me want to ice fish.
In fact, that may prove to be freaking genius for a sally ascairt of a snapping turtle. Another fact: Eff, I wish I'd had that idea when I ice fished. Can't get anymore dumbass than this:
Remove the ball and have at it.
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There's a possibility for an ass kicking, slap or gunshot. Or the other hand there's potential for some phone #'s. It's sad how the joy of a good spanking has diminished from our culture.
We should be gutting it and boycotting professional football until a change in corporate policy. I haven't watched a movie since 2002 and don't miss the effing sick scenes. It's my little deal.