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      In case you kids need clarity...


      Tax his land,
      Tax his bed,
      Tax the table,
      At which he's fed.
      Tax his tractor,
      Tax his mule,
      Teach him taxes
      Are the rule.
      Tax his work,
      Tax his pay,
      He works for
      peanuts anyway!
      Tax his cow,
      Tax his goat,
      Tax his pants,
      Tax his coat.
      Tax his ties,
      Tax his shirt,
      Tax his work,
      Tax his dirt.
      Tax his tobacco,
      Tax his drink,
      Tax him if he
      Tries to think.
      Tax his cigars,
      Tax his beers,
      If he cries
      Tax his tears.
      Tax his car,
      Tax his gas,
      Find other ways
      To tax his ass.
      Tax all he has
      Then let him know
      That you won't be done
      Till he has no dough.
      When he screams and hollers;
      Then tax him some more,
      Tax him till
      He's good and sore.
      Then tax his coffin,
      Tax his grave,
      Tax the sod in
      Which he's laid...
      Put these words
      Upon his tomb,
      'Taxes drove me
      to my doom...'
      When he's gone,
      Do not relax,
      Its time to apply
      The inheritance tax.
      Accounts Receivable Tax
      Building Permit Tax
      CDL license Tax
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      Excise Taxes
      Federal Income Tax
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      STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
      Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
      We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
      What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
      I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!
      GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!
      ---Charley Reese




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      Your avatar is a logo from a school funded by a few of the taxes you mentioned. And the taxes on hunting and fishing licenses pay for boat ramps, fish stocking, and maintenance of public hunting grounds. Just saying.

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      And let’s not forget that Epstein didn’t kill him self

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      Snagzilla will always be #1

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      Ha! Gets me every time.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Fly Carpin View Post
      Your avatar is a logo from a school funded by a few of the taxes you mentioned. And the taxes on hunting and fishing licenses pay for boat ramps, fish stocking, and maintenance of public hunting grounds. Just saying.
      I pay those taxes by choice.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Fly Carpin View Post
      Your avatar is a logo from a school funded by a few of the taxes you mentioned. And the taxes on hunting and fishing licenses pay for boat ramps, fish stocking, and maintenance of public hunting grounds. Just saying.
      You loving you some taxes, aye.

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      The original post forgot to mention how the politicians have made our dollar more worthless with every passing day. It’s on the verge of collapsing. Russia and China are stock piling gold and looking into other forms of currency. The US is doing nothing. The ball is in China’s court. When they decide to make the switch the US will fall like Rome.

      Watch a documentary or two on China and see what has happened in the last twenty years. It’s mind boggling and very scary. China is the future I’m sorry to say.

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      Last edited by Sum1; 11-07-2019 at 08:54 PM.

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