Um, where's the Keystone you heathens?
Keystone Light is one of the five pillars of faith. Preach it brother!
It is yeti unfriendly, thus inferior.
Sorry to bare this bad news, but it was necessary
Busch light is actually quite good for you. You should see what it has done for me!!
It is known that folks drinking rice beer don't slather "feces swastikas" on college mirrors despite their racism. Corn is for whiskey and this provides for much debate.