I have people for this confusing stuff.
When I call IT and they ask me to do some sort of techy stuff, I let them know I would not be on the phone with you if I wanted to be in the IT department, you are going to have to send someone over to fix my stuff. I don't call the auto mechanic to fix my vehicle so that he can talk me through how to fix it myself.
Since when did this world become self service, turns out yesterday I was a grocery bagger at the local grocery store too, then I was the cashier as I had to run my card and punch a bunch of buttons. Soon when I go to Arby's I will have to get behind the counter, ring it up, go to the kitchen cook it, then do the dishes, then pay the machine, and mop up the piss off the mens room floor prior to eating my meat mountain.
Some of this is funny and sad because it's true.....but part of it is just funny cause you said meat mountain