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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 372645" data-attributes="member: 328"><p>Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:</p><p></p><p>#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.</p><p></p><p>#8 Life is sexually transmitted.</p><p></p><p>#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.</p><p></p><p>#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.</p><p></p><p>#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.</p><p></p><p>#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.</p><p></p><p>#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.</p><p></p><p>#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.</p><p></p><p>#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.</p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 372645, member: 328"] Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older: #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. [B] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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