at least we don't worry about this here in ND...

[Duckslayer100]

I swam across a drainage canal once to retrieve an alligator. When i got across the canal the alligator blinked at me and wasnt dead. When i grabbed his tail he lurched forward and slipped into the canal. After what seemed like an eternity he re-surfaced and we shot him 4 more times in the head. He was 12.5' long. What a giant he was. He had two beavers and a snake in his belly.

Man...this PC crap is getting out of hand. Even gators are swinging both ways now!

 

[JayKay]

Hate to be the owner of that dog! I know for sure if it was my dog I wouldn't be filming the thing!!!!! Didn't some guy lose his child not too long ago while trying to rescue him? Disney resort if I am not mistaken. Must have been an incredible helpless feeling.

I was in Orlando, but at a different resort, when that happened. Sad sad deal.

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I swam across a drainage canal once to retrieve an alligator. When i got across the canal the alligator blinked at me and wasnt dead. When i grabbed his tail he lurched forward and slipped into the canal. After what seemed like an eternity he re-surfaced and we shot him 4 more times in the head. He was 12.5' long. What a giant he was. He had two beavers and a snake in his belly.

I think after my heart started, I would have gone to the concrete-pulverizer-machine-store, then come back and gone all "scorched earth" on him.

 

[johnr]

Was the gator queer?

 

[MathewsZman]

Was the gator queer?

Nah , in fact the gator and E procreated :

 

[Kurtr]

I swam across a drainage canal once to retrieve an alligator. When i got across the canal the alligator blinked at me and wasnt dead. When i grabbed his tail he lurched forward and slipped into the canal. After what seemed like an eternity he re-surfaced and we shot him 4 more times in the head. He was 12.5' long. What a giant he was. He had two beavers and a snake in his belly.

Is it hard swimming with balls that big. I don't go in the ocean or any other water where shit can eat me.

 

[svnmag]

I was throwing a buzzbait in the Okefenokee swamp and came upon a beautiful patch of duckweed. During the retrieve a large wake appeared under it without a strike. When I got it near the boat I let in sink for a second with no result. When I lifted it out of the water a 4-6 footer came halfway in the boat. Broke the rod over it's head. Scared the shi'ite out of us.

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Forgot to mention that water is black as tar.

 

[johnr]

Did you literally shi'tte in your pants right there in the boat?

cause I know a guy.

 

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[arrowdem]

well that was one titty sprinkles pretty depressing video once i saw what it was i couldnt watch it anymore.. im getting softer as i get older apparently..

 

[svnmag]

...or after killing all the deer in the tri-state area.