Best "Quotes of the Year".

[KDM]

Was watching a hunting show with some youngsters and a little girl said the best line I've heard in quite a while when she got her deer.

"38 dollars for a tag and a million dollars worth of fun!" How true!!! Made me grin just seeing her joy and enthusiasm.

 

[lunkerslayer]

:;:sorry
Quote Originally Posted by MSA
"If you could peek inside my mind some days and see the twisted shit i fantasize about doing to the random A-holes that piss me off, you'd feel like a saint...have you ever been so pissed at a guy that rape was actually an option, because you assumed hes had his ass kicked so many times that one more just wouldn't make a difference?"
:;:howdy

 

[JayKay]

Wearing four layers of clothes, with a three-clothing-layer dick. No quotes, because I can't remember if that's exactly right, but you get the idea.

Oh, and I can't quote this one either, because I might have it slightly wrong, but:

And then I kicked her right in the toddler-hatch.

Woman being interviewed after a street-brawl.

 

[lunkerslayer]

"I think Hillary is neat". by Sum1
"Hillary is neat, but incompetent to be president" by Johnr
"last word" kurtr

 

[NDwalleyes]

"If I could go back in time, I'd go back 10 minutes and not trust that fart." ~Nodak Angler Members

 

[gr8outdoors]

" I'm not dating her, she's just my cum dumpster"

 

[Davy Crockett]

Don't get weird on me

svnmag


tell me another one.

Co-Holders GST and Plainsman

 

[Auggie]

Vikes are 5 and 0!

 

[Ericb]

Jaykay reminded me

"I hoofed her right in the front butt!"
Must be read in a Aussie excent! Not sure of origination.