Christmas Blizzard

[JayKay]

If I end up delivering my son and wiping up the mess with hot stuff pizza napkins, I'm going to be angry.

If you just had Hot Stuff pizza, at least you won't be hangry.

 

[Frosty....]

It still has a long ways to travel to get here.

Is this what they are reporting? The storm that will affect you guys over Christmas isn't/didn't come out of Russia yesterday.

 

[Kurtr]

My kid has not got to experience a real blizzard in his 11 years of life it is time he gets a good 3 dayer and a shit load of snow experience. If i cant go any where for christmas i will live.

 

[JayKay]

I kinda can't get past the visual of sopping up a bucket of so, of lumpy amniotic fluid with those non-absorbent cardboard napkins.

And to whomever suggested bringing the dog, that is a good idea. But could you imagine the unholy mess if the dog got sick? Oh boy, time to sell the vehicle, house, lot, and furniture.

Clearly I'm not going to get any more work done today.

 

[wildeyes]

The thing I look at is when it gets to the Rockies does it get moist air off the gulf of mexico. If it does DM will be spending some serious time with the in-laws. Good luck with that.

 

[jdinny]

DM
might I suggest youtubing some videos of water births, perhaps one of the giant physioballs/birthing balls would be an appropriate purchase for the wife for Christmas ( just kidding don't do that).

 

[DirtyMike]

bringing the paint booth with me. Might as well get some work done.

 

[Ericb]

I kinda can't get past the visual of sopping up a bucket of so, of lumpy amniotic fluid with those non-absorbent cardboard napkins.

And to whomever suggested bringing the dog, that is a good idea. But could you imagine the unholy mess if the dog got sick? Oh boy, time to sell the vehicle, house, lot, and furniture.

Clearly I'm not going to get any more work done today.

This is to funny!

It kind of sad at one point fart jokes were funny, then it was pooping (jaunr) now it has to come to after birth to get a good laugh! Its incrementalism!

 

[dust in the wind]

Hopefully there won't be any placenta recipes coming from him.

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Just opened up my weather app and looked forward to Sunday's forecast. F-word. 12+ inches (that's what she said) with 30 mph winds. I really don't want to be stuck in Turtle Lake.

Turtle town used to be a good partying town back in the 70's & early 80's.

 

[johnr]

Turtle town used to be a good partying town back in the 70's & early 80's.

Zap kicked ass once too, once, like for one weekend 35 yrs ago...haha

 

[JayKay]

Hopefully there won't be any placenta recipes coming from him.

Seriously. Laughed out loud. Now I have my head down. Grrr-osss.

 

[DirtyMike]

Well I'll clarify, it'd be alright to be stuck there but I have a ton of stuff I could get done at the house.

 

[tikkalover]

Better have a shit ton of napkins!................... I can see it now, Mrs. Dirty making a mess giving birth................dog helping clean it up.............dog puking.................DM puking........................Mrs. Dirty puking.............................Yep better have a shit ton of napkins. :;:exactly;:;rofl .........................On a side note there is nothing better then having children/kids in your life.:;:rockit

 

[Auggie]

Not surprised, we had good fog 90 days before Christmas. We'll get hit again early February. I know "there will be precipitation 90 days after fog" is a wives' tale, by it's pretty accurate.

 

[johnr]

I am glad my wive is taleless

 

[Account Deleted]

With my luck, I'm going to be able to get to Minnesota to see the inlaws but won't be able to get back.

 

[Ericb]

With my luck, I'm going to be able to get to Minnesota to see the inlaws but won't be able to get back.

Could be worse my inlaws are here and might not beable to leave.

 

[shorthairsrus]

the model weather channel gave in the last two hours along with bis noaa - shows the brunt hitting the center of ND. No doubt no matter where your at -- if you own a ice castle - that SOB could be sitting another year. We just cannot get decent weather. Friday looks like a great day -- problem is were so busy running around doing nothing. Should be ice fishing -- i probably will have to work.

 

[Redneck1]

The kids will be out of school for Xmas break, so they will not have anymore storm days to make up next June. I'M not sure if that's a good thing or not?