Dead grass... OH MY!!!

[Fly Carpin]

A guy drinks a little whiskey and pees in a couple yards and all of a sudden its headline news

 

[Paddledogger]

I think it was an alien named Hilary Clinton!!!! ;:;popcorn

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Nope you are all wrong.
It is Big Foot pissing as he had an infection so it would start and stop and only sprayed out of one side of his big weiner. ;:;rofl

 

[guywhofishes]

 

[Colonel Angus]

prop wash from rvrfishr's boat this spring?

 

[Obi-Wan]

Are you talking about the actual mountain lion they shot in that rock pile behind the old Home Depot?

Anyone remember the giant tomcat they thought was a mountain lion by puklich?

 

[fly2cast]

I know if it were my lawn, I would be pretty pissed. I've always wondered why this doesn't happen more often as a form of vandalism.

 

[Srputz]

My guess is bush or trump had something to do with it

 

[Joe]

Salt that was evenly distributed by a snowblower.

 

[Bed Wetter]

Why would mountain lions want to kill the grass?

 

[Kentucky Windage]

Why would mountain lions want to kill the grass?

They ran out of ND deer

 

[DirtyMike]

Are you talking about the actual mountain lion they shot in that rock pile behind the old Home Depot?

No there was a big notice out about a mountain lion roaming around Bismarck. Ended honbejng just a giant orange tabby.

Im on the salt distribution via snowblower team.

 

[Ericb]

The article says they ruled out salt.

 

[Fly Carpin]

NDA detective squad assemble! C'mon boys, we've solved trickier cases than this. Sounds like they ruled out salt and street substances solely because of location. Did the extension service test the soils for elevated salt levels? My backyard has patches like that due to my hounds that apparently piss battery acid in the winter

 

[You]

You're all so fugn dumb. That's glyphosate at its finest. Skips the boulevard entirely. Appears 'perfectly intermittent' due to camera angle, but it's not.

Here's the deal, guy pisses off some juniors and/or seniors and they're aware of his lawn obsession, so the group's friend who's wildly handsome and far too intelligent for his own good suggests they fill a super soaker 2000 with straight glyphosate concentrate and nuke the mofos lawn as they stroll by his yard after sunset.

the rest is history.....

 

[lunkerslayer]

You are a genius why didn't I think of that, well I already fucking did.

 

[raider]

slow day on nda???

 

[LBrandt]

If they ruled out salt they are just trying to save the street department (AKA CITY) ass.

 

[BDub]

Roundup..

 

[Lycanthrope]

If they ruled out salt they are just trying to save the street department (AKA CITY) ass.

I was thinking the same thing. Id have my own test done if I was that lawn owner...