Did some "Thinkin' Drinkin'" and I've concluded........

[KDM]

Capt. Crunch is the most dangerous breakfast cereal EVER CREATED!!!!! That shit will shred the roof of your mouth faster than a case of razor blades. Not that that will stop me from eating it, but holy F' a duck...........eat at your own risk!!! That is all!!!!

 

[tikkalover]

It helps if you let it set in the beer longer before you eat it, softens it right up!;:;boozer:;:smokin

 

[Vollmer]

I get crunch berries ... the round ones are softer ... so 1/2 soft 1/2 hard (like my wedding night ... damn whiskey dick)

 

[Kickemup]

I get crunch berries ... the round ones are softer ... so 1/2 soft 1/2 hard (like my wedding night ... damn whiskey dick)

Haha that's some funny shit there.

 

[Kurtr]

I am wedding g dancing and done a lot of drinking but not much thinking. Trying to employ guywhohasaglassofwaterwitheverydrink theory.

 

[Kurtr]

Well I put it to use as best I could so far I am the only one up in the house. I really feel pretty good. So this method definitely works in my opinion.

 

[guywhofishes]

A classic AlkaSeltzer as a nightcap is also SOP for me.

The aspirin dilates your capillaries, preventing bloodshot eyes and headache (my gomer theory anyway). I drink it in AlkaSeltzer form as additional insurance against hor d'oeuvres induced reflux. Plus I love AlkaSeltzer - strange but true. We buy megapacks at Sams/Costco.

 

[NodakBuckeye]

Somethings I learnt in college: crunch berries on soft serve is tasty and lots of water, an asprin or 2 before bed really helps the next morning not be so rough.

 

[guywhofishes]

Never ever take Tylenol (acetaminophen) when drinking BTW! It damages your liver. The warning labels should be way bigger IMO.

 

[SDMF]

Never ever take Tylenol (acetaminophen) when drinking BTW! It damages your liver. The warning labels should be way bigger IMO.

You mean so that you don't have to hold the bottle so far away to read it?

 

[guywhofishes]

Ha ha. Good one wiseapple!

I used to equate tylenol with aspirin... What's the diff? was my opinion. Big diff when it comes to alcohol.

 

[dean nelson]

I get crunch berries ... the round ones are softer ... so 1/2 soft 1/2 hard (like my wedding night ... damn whiskey dick)

Can't go wrong with whoops all berries that way it's a 100% good stuff!

 

[Kentucky Windage]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WxKSnrUstDE

 

[Captain Ahab]

Ha ha. Good one wiseapple!

I used to equate tylenol with aspirin... What's the diff? was my opinion. Big diff when it comes to alcohol.

Tylenol(acetaminophen) is for kids and pregnant women. That's about it.

 

[NodakBuckeye]

Capt. Crunch is the most dangerous breakfast cereal EVER CREATED!!!!! That shit will shred the roof of your mouth faster than a case of razor blades. Not that that will stop me from eating it, but holy F' a duck...........eat at your own risk!!! That is all!!!!

Several mornings of bran can be quite dangerous as well.

 

[Fish whisperer]

Cap'n crunch is my favorite but I'm not a fan of milk in my cereal...not really into soggy foods so my mouth really pays for it on the few occasions that I eat it.

 

[svnmag]

I enjoy Capt Crunch of all varieties and believe the mouth lacerations are due to overstuffing the yap and rapid forceful consumption in the manner of glutinous forest swine. Fruity AND Cocoa Pebbles facilitate a proper man mouth wad and are useful for building palate strength against the Capt's razor shards. I still maintain grief at the unavailability of Product 19. It was a fine cereal product which paired well with various fruit juices and Ovaltine. Even as I enjoy my nipples I'm mystified of their purpose.

 

[Enslow]

Count chocula with milk (not beer)

 

[SDMF]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is still THE KING of all cold and/or dry cereals.

 

[tikkalover]

If you don't like beer on your cereal use Rumchata or Bailey's!!