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Allen

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I don't get insulted, so we are good Davis.

I once had a guy tell me I was as dumb as his idiot brother who couldn't even tie his own shoes, so I married his sister...haha, now whos the dumbass bangin his sister.

It ain't me. :;:smokin

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Why would you think he'd ask another?

So concise, and yet so funny!
 

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How else do you find out who the pansy asses are afraid to answer a simple question?
 


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Not arguing.

You never answered the question...................
 

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bob can't get along Karl.
bob can't get along with Gary.
bob can't get along with Steve.
bob can't get along with Dave.

is bob the problem?



true story: 15 ish version of me. Sunday morning, dad's dragging me to mass, and I decide to share with him a 'personal' problem. I tell him about this group of guys I just can't seem to get along with. Sharing nothing more specific than that, I proceed to name them off. Dad proceeds to name them back to me in a seemingly confused manner. "You can't get along with Joe, John, ORRR Jacob?!" "Huh, ever think maybe YOU'RE the problem?"

For whatever reason on this day and not-so-typical of me, I was immediately pissed off that my dad suggested I may very well BE the problem! With yours truly Freshly pissed off we pull up to the church and I'm out of the truck before he's even in park. pissed-off power walking down the sidewalk to see Jesus and get the hell away from my old man, I catch movement in the church lawn out of the corner of my eye. Here it's my dad speed walking a straight line (quicker) to the churches door with a shiteating grin on his face. Well try as I might, he beat me to the door, and said "here let me get the door for you" while gingerly opening it with two hands (one over the other) while crouched slightly. His tone was how you'd expect someone to be talking to a three year old. I walked in, couldn't help but crack a smile, and that was the end of that.

oh, and then I found a hundred dollars
 
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gst

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And the question is?

The sentence with this ? at the end of it.

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bob can't get along Karl.
bob can't get along with Gary.
bob can't get along with Steve.
bob can't get along with Dave.

is bob the problem?



true story: 15 ish version of me. Sunday morning, dad's dragging me to mass, and I decide to share with him a 'personal' problem. I tell him about this group of guys I just can't seem to get along with. Sharing nothing more specific than that, I proceed to name them off. Dad proceeds to name them back to me in a seemingly confused manner. "You can't get along with Joe, John, ORRR Jacob?!" "Huh, ever think maybe YOU'RE the problem?"

For whatever reason on this day and not-so-typical of me, I was immediately pissed off that my dad suggested I may very well BE the problem! With yours truly Freshly pissed off we pull up to the church and I'm out of the truck before he's even in park. pissed-off power walking down the sidewalk to see Jesus and get the hell away from my old man, I catch movement in the church lawn out of the corner of my eye. Here it's my dad speed walking a straight line (quicker) to the churches door with a shiteating grin on his face. Well try as I might, he beat me to the door, and said "here let me get the door for you" while gingerly opening it with two hands (one over the other) while crouched slightly. His tone was how you'd expect someone to be talking to a three year old. I walked in, couldn't help but crack a smile, and that was the end of that.

oh, and then I found a hundred dollars


Says the fella that gives out bad rep[ signing someone elses name............

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Look in the mirror.

You're welcome :)


Ah, but Johnny the Wad, I answer those questions. ;)


Boy, some people sure have a bit of sand in their vaginas:)
 


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If there was a real question for me asked I missed it so please repeat.

I honestly thought some of your randomness last night was do to a little whiskey. Not saying there's anything wrong with that
 

gst

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If there was a real question for me asked I missed it so please repeat.

I honestly thought some of your randomness last night was do to a little whiskey. Not saying there's anything wrong with that


Mr. B, the "question" was not intended for anyone in particular, it was merely in response to allens amused response to rowdies little quip.

It really wasn;t even serious, just a bit sarcastic.

Came home from having a fun evening shooting trap with friends and no, no whiskey, they didn;t have Pendelton or crown, but a couple silver bullets after we were done shooting.

Just found it somewhat amusing how people can get their undies in a bunch over a person. And yes mine get bunched up when old plainsman starts spouting bullshit that is not true, but I try to keep my comments there (although long and many in direct proportion to the bullshit spewed), directed towards the actual crap being claimed.

There are a number of people on here I disagree with that I have never posted a thing over. Read lots of threads and just shake my head and click on the next one instead of posting.

Actually enjoy sarcastic humorous comments even if directed my way, but the petty vindictive ones seem foolish for the lack of a better term.

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I'll see you guys in chat. I'm Long Duck Dong

The govt used your tax dollars to do a study on that.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/mar/22/tweets/federal-government-funding-study-duck-penises/
 

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GST, I have never been offended or upset at any of your book long posts. Most of the time if it is a 20 paragraph one, I just skim through and pick out a few sentences here and there to read.

I think its your ability to argue your point to the nth degree, even when no one is going to change their mind after 16 pages of articles, and pointless banter.

I believe NDA is a better site having you on it, even if it pisses some guys off.

Maybe let your feud with plainsman subside, and your post will be less edgy, and you will live a happier life not letting him get your blood pressure up.

I had an aunt the worked for the federal government, she worked out of Athens GA, was a doctor of biology and created a lot of cross bred plants. She was a wonderful woman, responsible for a lot of the new types of plants we have today. She lived her live of the "government tit". Lots of people do, including our military, police, fire/rescue, etc. Being a government employee is not a waste of tax payer money... not always anyway..haha
 


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