a water bottle focused the sun and melted my carpet once : (
did you get neg rep'd you rebel rouser...haha
I'll bet this wasn't the first incident for the bastard. the first time this boater dropped a doobie and burned the carpet, he convinced his sweetly naive wife that the burn mark was the result of light refracted through a water bottle or some similar bogus shit. Taking his luck for granted, he continued to "ride the train to Bangkok" aboard the SS Fullpipe and ended up burning the bitch down. True story.