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[johnr]

Is anyone interested in learning about how many calories are burned in a couple hours of

 

[Rack chaser]

Let's hear it john...and what the hell is an upper decker?

 

[Batman4277]

Welcome, a sick mind and great sense of humor is a requirement here. Enjoy your stay.

 

[Crankn]

Welcome and Coors Light is approved by some also.:;:cheers

 

[Kurtr]

Let's hear it john...and what the hell is an upper decker?

upper decker
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.
My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

 

[MathewsZman]

upper decker
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.
My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

See this right here is why this site is so great . Here's a guy with real world experience and he's willing to share it ! ;:;bowdown

 

[JayKay]

Upper deckers should only be performed in situations that warrant extreme (and largely irreversible) responses. An upper decker in a hotel may or may not be appropriate, depending upon the sheer quantity of rum consumed.

Or at least that's what I read once...

 

[lunkerslayer]

I think that leaving a duece in the bowl with lots of toilet paper and the lid down can be worse.

 

[Rack chaser]

I'm taking the wife to the Alden concert this weekend.....I. Can see it already. We get back from the concert, I'm shit faced she will wanna shower I will say hold on I got shit first, I wil be taking forever she will open the door and there I will be, standing on the toilet bowl with the lid off the back and the look on her face will be priceless...What the F@@@ are you doing? The guys on NDA told me to do it

 

[Account Deleted]

You're going to fit in well here. What is your T-shirt size? Vollmer will mail you a commemorative NDA logo t-shirt.

 

[Bed Wetter]

I'm taking the wife to the Alden concert this weekend.....I. Can see it already. We get back from the concert, I'm shit faced she will wanna shower I will say hold on I got shit first, I wil be taking forever she will open the door and there I will be, standing on the toilet bowl with the lid off the back and the look on her face will be priceless...What the F@@@ are you doing? The guys on NDA told me to do it

Son?

 

[CatDaddy]

Welcome Rack....however I was confused. I thought I was reading NDA personal ads and had met my soul mate. I guess not - no long walks on the beach mentioned.

One bit of advice - don't upper decker your own toilet. Just sayin'....her "priceless face" may well be warranted. To be saved for special occasions at OTHER PEOPLE'S ABODES and COMMODES.

Carry on....

 

[Rack chaser]

Got it covered car daddy....staying at a motel in bis