I drilled right into a shit hole once, that was not neat. However as a former smoker, that guy needs to either smoke or quit, I would have had 40 butts on the ice back in the day, and at least 12 piss spot stains, and a sunflower seeds every fucking inch of that area.
Every part of this post makes me laugh. Seriously. My head is going to explode, thinking about pulling the auger up and Juanner saying "WTF IS this?".
And covering every inch with spits... hahahaha OMG .. I am laughing like a stupid hyena right now. People think I've lost my mind...