It finally happened................

[KDM]

I was out scouting for early geese and didn't realize that early vehicular deer season was open, so I was caught completely off guard when I filled my tag in the late evening hours yesterday. Needless to say the deer isn't feeling any pain, but I need to work on the expansion results for my wheeled projectile. Only the deer and my insurance agent were harmed in the making of this post.

 

[Mort]

that'll buff out...or..you can just duct tape a flashlight in the housing.....you good to go...

 

[wildeyes]

alright fresh meat sweet.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Congrats KDM on the successful kill

 

[Yoby]

pics of the deer or it didn't happen

 

[Wirehair]

Ouch...similar experience couple months ago.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Member in dah oldin days when you could strap yur prize on dah hood of the family station wagon?

 

[dean nelson]

And a big thank you to the automotive companies for making plastic front ends! they're freaking awesome dont know how we ever lived without such a great idea! ;:;banghead

 

[johnr]

I hit a squad of pheasants(6 or so) at once taking the Amidon road out to a customers place at about 80mph, they busted all the plastic shit in the bumper area, and a head light. If I remember right it was a 17 hundred dollar deal.
God bless Toyota and the quality plastics they use.

 

[eyexer]

This gave me a great idea. Since I gave up trying to get a deer tag, I'll just take my old clunker out and run into one;:;rofl

 

[JayKay]

Hit a covey of quail with my mustang once. Got about 6 of them, and broke nothing. I know, they're small birds. I was going about 80.

Clipped a doe with the same car on the expy bridge early one morning. Different results that time. Just about landed in the backseat.

 

[Obi-Wan]

Hit a Canada goose on 83 S. of Minot by the radar base that took out the grill, radiator, and radiator saddle in my F150. It looked like a feather pillow exploded in front of me. But the best part of it all was the pastor of a local church that was riding with me said " That was the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen"

Sorry for the f-bomb but when it comes out of a preachers mouth it should be good for print

 

[Jigaman]

after reading the title of your thread, I thought it was going to be about you getting an erection. keep trying, it will happen some day.

 

[Duckslayer100]

Hit a Canada goose on 83 S. of Minot by the radar base that took out the grill, radiator, and radiator saddle in my F150. It looked like a feather pillow exploded in front of me. But the best part of it all was the pastor of a local church that was riding with me said " That was the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen"

Sorry for the f-bomb but when it comes out of a preachers mouth it should be good for print

Word of the gospel!

 

[LBrandt]

I do believe I am an ace, one black angus cow on a dark moonless night, one 5x5 white tail buck coming back late one sat. night, and 3 200# hogs on a bright sun shine afternoon. For those of you that have never hit a hog, they roll under your rig like a 55 gal barrel and you have no wheels under you for quite sometime, really great for cleaning the bowels. No humans were harmed, not so much for the animals involved, cars were all towed to the local junk yards for recycling. ;:;rofl

 

[SDMF]

I had a load of lumber on my ATV trailer that had shifted a few times whilst being towed down the highway. I moved stuff around, tightened the straps and finally got stuff to stay put. Dusk comes along and I'm driving through a 65MPH construction zone. Momma goose decides that it's time to get her "mallard sized" gray fuzz balls across the interstate RIGHT in front of me. Given the earlier lumber shift on the trailer, I wasn't about to dynamite the brakes. She waddled out of the way but I got 1 fuzz ball with each front tire and 2 with the air dam. 2 days later, traveling through the same construction zone, there's a dead cat where the goose chicks had been. I felt grimreaperish.

 

[dean nelson]

Well at least you helped get rid of a cat!

 

[Obi-Wan]

Who's the dick that gave me a bad rep for this post but was to much of a pussy to sign their name? I could care less if you believe the story but it 100% true. This was a pastor at a local church in Bismarck who liked to hunt and fish just as much as anybody on this site. He was as human as the rest of us so whether we were hunting or fishing he would leave his pastoral duties at the church, become one of the guys and drink and cuss just like the rest of us. Apparently he felt comfortable enough with us to let his guard down and cut loose knowing that we were not going to judge him or treat him different than anyone else.

Hit a Canada goose on 83 S. of Minot by the radar base that took out the grill, radiator, and radiator saddle in my F150. It looked like a feather pillow exploded in front of me. But the best part of it all was the pastor of a local church that was riding with me said " That was the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen"

Sorry for the f-bomb but when it comes out of a preachers mouth it should be good for print

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My daughter hit a deer with our Grand Cherokee years back but the only damage was the bumper splitting similar to yours. I used a few zip ties to hold the bumper together and drove it a couple more years like that. It amazing what a guy can do with a leatherman, a few zip ties and a roll of duct tape.

I was out scouting for early geese and didn't realize that early vehicular deer season was open, so I was caught completely off guard when I filled my tag in the late evening hours yesterday. Needless to say the deer isn't feeling any pain, but I need to work on the expansion results for my wheeled projectile. Only the deer and my insurance agent were harmed in the making of this post.

 

[jdinny]

maybe ill bad rep pointed for this story buts its about as true as you can get. i was scouting geese as well and and was watching a flock just train from water to field. i was cruising down the HWY going normal to slightly below normal hwy speeds. i was lookinf to the left of me and next thing i know my wife says deer and it was inevitable i smoked the dam thing literally between the headlights. i had a grill guard so actually damage was not to extensive. anyway as i pulled off to the side of the hwy i saw a group of the "orange army" about ready to bail out and take this doe out. i bet there hearts just sank when i crushed it with my F-150. my next concern was are they going to shoot me for taking there deer as they did not come to ask me if i needed help but turn around and left. hahaha luckily i didnt need help but man i bet i ruined there day

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this was during deer season to clarify

 

[Davy Crockett]

I do believe I am an ace, one black angus cow on a dark moonless night, one 5x5 white tail buck coming back late one sat. night, and 3 200# hogs on a bright sun shine afternoon. For those of you that have never hit a hog, they roll under your rig like a 55 gal barrel and you have no wheels under you for quite sometime, really great for cleaning the bowels. No humans were harmed, not so much for the animals involved, cars were all towed to the local junk yards for recycling. ;:;rofl

Pig roll made me laugh. when I was a kid I "borrowed" the 63 chevy after school, It was winter and I was going plenty fast and came over a hill and there was a bunch of pigs on the road right in front of me, The car bounced around like I hit a rock pile . All but one made it without fatal wounds but I looked in my rear view mirror and one had it's legs straight out to the side and couldn't get up I was too scared to stop because I didn't have a license and was driving a stolen car haha. The only thing it did to the car was push up the floor in the back seat drivers side and the post mall fixed that but I don't think I slept for a week and I chuckle every time I drive over that hill.