Miss America

[Captain Ahab]

they still make nudy mags? I thought everything was online now???

I think the old truckers still like their ornopay in paper form from the truck stop. Plus you can't swat hornets with a smart phone.

 

[lunkerslayer]

This photo makes me "pander"!

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Not as much as this one though!

So does anyone wonder what's with orange spray tan the one on top looks like a oompa loompa the pic on the bottom looks good even without the platform shoes. Are the the same girl

 

[Mort]

Why do they always ask these ladies what their stance on politics are?? smh...likes that they only thing that matters in these damn contests;:;banghead If I was the host, they must all have to hold a slimy northern and tell everyone what wonder fish they are.....

 

[PrairieGhost]

Why do they always ask these ladies what their stance on politics are?? smh...likes that they only thing that matters in these damn contests;:;banghead If I was the host, they must all have to hold a slimy northern and tell everyone what wonder fish they are.....

Isn't that the truth. I blame the TV people for turning it political. I guess I don't worry to much because a guy watching Miss America already has a man bun, silk panties, and votes liberal to begin with. ;:;popcorn

 

[WormWiggler]

Isn't that the truth. I blame the TV people for turning it political. I guess I don't worry to much because a guy watching Miss America already has a man bun, silk panties, and votes liberal to begin with. ;:;popcorn

would you keep your personal fantasies on the down low... please...

 

[Obi-Wan]

So Bismarck is famous for three celebrities

Carson Wentz
Cara Mund
Carmen Berg - who on this site remembers Carmen?

 

[espringers]

i didn't. i was a 13 year just getting over my interest in the JC Penney catalog about that time. but, i googled it at work. now i won't forget.

 

[Auggie]

Remember baby boomers. Science isn't real and global warming is fake news. I think she's a solid 9/10:;:smokin

: I'm not a Hillary fan nor a chump Lover i voted Johnson as the other 2 were the worst selected two u could have.

She's a 9. Only Asians can be 10's.

 

[Stan's Dad]

She's a 9. Only Asians can be 10's.

Today we learned Auggie has an Asian fetish

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Speaking of. How bout ted Cruz?! Beatin it on twitter. Awesome. I for real wish he would've just owned up and said yea I masturbate, it's natural, piss off all of you

 

[Sum1]

I remember Carmin.
What's this about Cruz? He was caught bopping his balogna?

 

[Obi-Wan]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/sen-ted-cruz-likes-porn-video-twitter-article-1.3488752

 

[Kurtr]

 

[espringers]

Ahhh... shit. I will say it. Ted Cruz is a phony ass mcfuckerson. And also gayer than a 3 dollar rainbow colored dollar bill.

 

[JayKay]

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Sweeney, this is the funniest thing I've seen this week, if not month. Chops to you! I actually laughed out loud for several minutes.

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Today we learned Auggie has an Asian fetish

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Speaking of. How bout ted Cruz?! Beatin it on twitter. Awesome. I for real wish he would've just owned up and said yea I masturbate, it's natural, piss off all of you

You need to use quotation marks. I can't tell if you wish he'd admit it or you're admitting it.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Ahhh... shit. I will say it. Ted Cruz is a phony ass mcfuckerson. And also gayer than a 3 dollar rainbow colored dollar bill.

You need two scoops of rainbow sherbet and a back rub from an Asian gal.

 

[Auggie]

Today we learned Auggie has an Asian fetish

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Speaking of. How bout ted Cruz?! Beatin it on twitter. Awesome. I for real wish he would've just owned up and said yea I masturbate, it's natural, piss off all of you

I'm sure that was established on the other site. As was the comment I received.