HOLY SHRITE you guys are like a bunch of 5 time divorcee's!!! Each with their own garage full of LIFE'S BAGGAGE!! Give the guy a chance to figure out for himself how F'ed up we all are instead of showing him in the first 30 minutes he's on the site. Sheesh!!!!
Welcome Mitch!! Don't worry about the dog tail thing. If you keep a slick cleaning station, use water softener salt to pickle fish, and only use Mexican Vanilla for your baking needs, you're free to stay. Make sure the fire touches the meat when you grill, You Dislike Sconies, and feel leaving a #2 by houses occupied by Ice Pirates is appropriate punishment. Those are a few of the main points of contention that must be hashed out before you can be "Trusted" with the more sensitive topics on NDA. Otherwise.........well you get the picture. Like was said before, Buckle Up!! It's quite the ride around here. LOL!!!