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Common man is a great compliment. Thank you. Ever play football, or is your experience all FANTASY? Never went past high school, but after we played teams like Freddie Walker's Mayville Portland Patriots or the Pellet and Cahill led Harvey Hornets it was still hard to move around on Monday. Now multiply that by the factor of a million, where every player on the field is a giant and the best that there is, then cut the recovery days between games by three days and let only one of the teams sleep in their own beds and use their own facilities pre game. That make sense? I see reasons for the way they have played lately, but I also see them shaking that off. Sorry if I am common mansplaining it to you, but you guys and your chicken little "the sky is falling, the sky is falling" bullshit after 7 games is typical and boring as fuck.
Ya I played. This is fun last year it was me being Mr positive now you take that spot. I guess we will see because the schedule gets real soft the next few weeks. I never said the sky is falling I said the defense has been exposed two weeks in a row. Now we will find out if BFlo is the defensive genius. The loss of Darisaw on the left side is going to be noticed hopefully Sammy doesn’t start seeing ghosts like in New York. Hope at the end of the year he is a MVP candidate but the regression is noticeable.
 

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He is definitely not standing rock and crst made him an honorary member. Just because you live on the reservation does not mean you are a memeber.
Ole and Sven in Hell

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?' Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
Now, That's a positive attitude 😂
 

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Same guy two accounts and think these are really the burner for the original one.. any one got any guesses who that is ?
 

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