Office Etiquette?

[dust in the wind]

That's hilarious, what did you Google to come up with this idea lol

I had seen it somewhere before and forgot all about it until johnr started talking about his office fart problems.

 

[johnr]

LOL

haha, I was thinking maybe it was you with the trap door problemmmmm...hahah

 

[dust in the wind]

next birthday celebration in Johnr's office?



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Your poor chair though.... it has to have a lingering odor to it as well.

Ever sit down the next day and think to yourself DAMNNNNNNNNNNN it's still there?

 

[Captain Ahab]

I'm guessing the ice cold Busch Light plays the lead role in that production.

Tonight's headliner: Cropduster's Paradise

Starring Busch Light and John R's anus.

Honorable mention: Various things that Mrs. John R cooked and probably spoon fed him.

 

[johnr]

you just crossed the line Ahab.

Never, ever, not ever blame the ice cold Busch lights...They did nothing wrong, and must remain off the accusation list.

That's like blaming the spoon that I am fat...haha

 

[lunkerslayer]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/littlethingscom/farting-seven-surprising-_b_10942846.html

Update for Juanr, who would of thunk;:;rofl

Farting: Seven Surprising And Spectacular Health Benefits
Benefit #1: It Reduces Bloating
Benefit #2: It’s Good For Your Colon Health
Benefit #3: It’s An Excellent Early Warning System
Benefit #4: The Odor Is Good For You
Benefit #5: It Can Help You Balance Your Diet
Benefit #6: It Indicates Healthy, Happy Gut Bacteria
Benefit #7: It’s A Huge Relief

 

[tikkalover]

I disagree with #4!!;:;badidea

 

[Jigaman]

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just kidding. I always fart at the office.

 

[Retired Educator]

I'm sorry, I'm laughing to hard to even make a comment. Can hardly see to type I have so many tears in my eyes from laughing.

 

[Allen]

Another instant classic! Thanks for resurrecting the fun, all hail Friday!

 

[snow]

Johnr,is this you protesting?

 

[JayKay]

ive got a buddy that has S'd his P's more than 20 times. He must have a bad trap door on top of his poor eating habits.

does his name rhyme with shirtymike?

 

[johnr]

Haha

 

[DirtyMike]

does his name rhyme with shirtymike?

Hey...

 

[guywhofishes]

shirtymike... I am forced to laugh every time I read it.

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new call sign on NDA for when Bed Wetter switches again?

 

[DirtyMike]

i'm for it

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It's a good thing no one else was in the office after noon today. I used one whole side as a crop dust run.

 

[Fish whisperer]

I drop napalm in my office all the time, bad news is my office is the cab of a freightliner so unfortunately I'm the only one who gets to "enjoy" my wonderful aroma.

 

[ItemB]

https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02...h-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/

Be careful playing with farts

 

[Lapper]

Prairie doggin is the worst. Squeezing so hard to hold one in can cause a hernia. That wonderful feeling when a little fart squeaks past the barrier and releases a little pressure and gains you a few precious minutes to find a spot! Good times!

 

[WormWiggler]

haha shirtymike makes me also picture a guy with a t shirt that is 3 sizes to small...... Need boob pics now, now I say, now




(link removed / pornographic) Danger ... not suitable for women, children, nean delson, or other softies... My reputation took a severe hit from this hijinks but I only blame myself

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haha shirtymike makes me also picture a guy with a t shirt that is 3 sizes to small...... Need boob pics now, now I say, now

https://thevalleyreport.com/2015/09...own-restaurant-2/comment-page-4/#comment-2803

Don't want to be #guywhopointsthreadatself