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Many have done on smoking meats forum. Not my gig.
 

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Yeah it creeps up on you at first thinking this shit aint shit , then your mouth continously produces saliva for like 10 minutes, then your eyes are watering so bad cuasing your nose to run. I just stood over the garbage can with my mouth open letting the saliva runout. Now I'm worried about the after shock of the #2, guys were rolling on the floor laughing at me. Worse part only thing I had was coffee creamer to drink since I didn't have any milk.
 

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I used to know a couple psychos who could probably eat the whole pack.
 

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I make my own fermented hot sauces....the most famous being reaper, white sugar, and vinegar. HAF. My tolerance for heat is high.

I did the challenge and didn't think the spice was so bad. The after affect on my stomach about 30 minutes later though was horrendous. I was on my hands and knees in the bathroom in pain, sweating so bad it soaked through my shirt and left a literal puddle on the floor. Thought I could handle it, guess I was wrong. Lasted a solid 25 minutes. Never again.
 


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The chip tasted and smelled even worse, that was the first time trying something that was.spicy with out the heat. It was definitely an experience though some guys on YouTube are definitely on another level when it comes to handling spicy foods. I like spicy more and more these days it seems like anything you build up a tolerance and have to add more to get that same effect.
Oh well what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
 


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So far basically 24 hrs later not so bad a little irritation on the bowls but I have had worse my past roommate made atomic chili that was way worse on the gut. Perhaps it wasn't as bad because it was only one chip
 

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I make my own fermented hot sauces....the most famous being reaper, white sugar, and vinegar. HAF. My tolerance for heat is high.

I did the challenge and didn't think the spice was so bad. The after affect on my stomach about 30 minutes later though was horrendous. I was on my hands and knees in the bathroom in pain, sweating so bad it soaked through my shirt and left a literal puddle on the floor. Thought I could handle it, guess I was wrong. Lasted a solid 25 minutes. Never again.
Careful sir, the "Elvis Nerve" is real.
 

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I've triggered it about five times in the last twenty years. I actually fainted once (ONE beer) when I thought I could "gut" getting off the cold bathroom floor and back to the 1st or 2nd season of Pawn Stars. I face planted right before I could get on the couch. The impact actually woke me up and I laid there (couch) for a few hours with an empty, painful rumbling gut.

After a few Yoplait's w/Grape Nuts I was able to drink beers in the basement and post nonsense on FBO: The biggest offender for me is common black pepper. I'm afraid of it like whiskey and motorcycles. I've fucked myself once with wings and twice with my own cooking. Beware: If enough of it is used to produce "heat" it can become a gastronomical demon.

Here's a soothing bathroom floor tune. If you've seen the most recent "Vacation" it may also release "humor endorphins". While cold; the floor in front of the shitter is NOT a good place:

 
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I've triggered it about five times in the last twenty years. I actually fainted once (ONE beer) when I thought I could "gut" getting off the cold bathroom floor and back to the 1st or 2nd season of Pawn Stars. I face planted right before I could get on the couch. The impact actually woke me up and I laid there (couch) for a few hours with an empty, painful rumbling gut.

After a few Yoplait's w/Grape Nuts I was able to drink beers in the basement and post nonsense on FBO: The biggest offender for me is common black pepper. I'm afraid of it like whiskey and motorcycles. I've fucked myself once with wings and twice with my own cooking. Beware: If enough of it is used to produce "heat" it can become a gastronomical demon.

Here's a soothing bathroom floor tune. If you've seen the most recent "Vacation" it may also release "humor endorphins". While cold; the floor in front of the shitter is NOT a good place:


Can you please explain the "Elvis nerve"? I Googled it but I'm not finding anything specific to what you're referring to
 


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For real?!! I'm sorry. When Dad was still around I told him of a couple of the above experiences and he told me of the "Elvis Nerve". Maybe it's a "Hills" thing...it never occurred to me to "Google" it.

To "me" it's defined as severe abdominal cramps which transfer to the balls/vice versa causing tunnel vision, excessive saliva tasting like baking soda then
 

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I stopped at a gas station in fargo a couple years ago and the fire department and ambulance was there because some dip shit bought the chip and tried it right in the store. I went to use the bathroom and they were working on him in there. Vomit all over the place and he was crying. I didn't feel bad for him at all.
 

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Stopped at some place off I94 in Fargo, had like a Sinclair old time gas station decor.... son, about 11 at the time wanted the hottest wings on the menu.... lol, one try and he was out the door spitting in the snowbank. I ate them all because I spent money them, they were fricking hot.
 


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