Paco Kelly



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I'm surprised this got zero reaction. I've been thinking of getting one then seem to forget about it. Any thoughts...
 
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Paco Kelly once went to a Pizza Hut. He decided to order the Pan Pizza and a pitcher of beer. The beer was set on his table while he enjoyed the salad bar variety. As he enjoyed his salad; the pizza arrived: He was pleased it was piping hot. His initial pleasure was destroyed after the second bite revealed the inner crust was under cooked.

Being "Paco Kelly"; it was sent back. Upon it's return; green olives were added with a burned bottom crust.

Pizza Hut didn't realize they were dealing with Paco Kelly...

He immediately finished his salad and beer; paid for it; left a tip and browsed in nearby K-Mart.
 
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