Porcupines ARE friendly after all....

[Wild and Free]

Yes they do.

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They also make interesting noises when eating!

I have heard this from them while watching them sitting in the trees killing them while stripping every last piece of bark from them.

 

[bowcarp]

how dumb was this guy ????

 

[tikkalover]

How do they smoke?? :;:smokin ;:;boozer

 

[Bed Wetter]

Much like porcupines, badgers make great pets.

http://youtu.be/XA8pxzawUGM

 

[svnmag]

I have never sniffed a porcupine and pray I don't have to prove they're wonderful food for survival. I'd rather have sex in the wigwam after roasting bear on a stick and drinking applejack.

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I don't want to have sex with a porcupine.

 

[johnr]

Ever sat with a pregnant woman who over ate Italian food, and drank too many Pepsi s on an airplane for 7 hours?
It's not neat, nor is taking the blame everytime. Chick farts are real, and way potent. #mrsjohnrgetsrevenge

 

[guywhofishes]

#hogwashunicornfartssmelllikerosepetalsyouliar

 

[svnmag]

I like farting stories.

 

[deleted member]

Mmmm... roast porcupine and unicorn farts. Both bring back memories

 

[Lycanthrope]

They smell awful.

Prolly a little difficult to give them a bath, maybe pressure washer?

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Much like porcupines, badgers make great pets.

http://youtu.be/XA8pxzawUGM

Judging by the holes Ive seen dug in hard has hell gravel roads, that badger would have little trouble getting out of that cage if left alone for an hour or two.

 

[johnr]

I found a porcupine in a tree out in the badlands bow hunting one time. I stuck an arrow through him, and into the tree. He was still hanging there when we left our spots later that day....haha best wasted arrow ever.

I also do not want to have sex with a porcupine.