I enjoyed the end of the Pittsburgh/Cincinnati football game and accidentally witnessed some of the local news in Little Minneapolis. They showed lines of people out the door and around the block to buy lottery tickets. Hoards of people crossed state lines and came from Canada to have a chance at $900,000,000, despite the fact that their statistical chances are 1 in 292,000,000.
I'm happy to say I haven't lost a single lottery. It's no surprise that the American public tolerates new taxes and the printing of money when you see this kind of response. Millions and millions of people climbing over each other to throw money away for no reason.
maybe instead of spending that money on lottery tickets day after day, year after year, use it to buy contraceptives and birth-control so we don't have jail the Little Sisters of the Poor for not giving it to their employees for free.
We're going to have another dictator-in-chief and we did it to ourselves. #Hitlery2016
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Not long ago, their was a bit of unnecessary tension in my office. My boss had been fielding a fair amount of complaints from my counterparts. In a private meeting, she asked, "is there anything you need, Slim?" I thought about it and told her "paper clips. Otherwise, you just keep giving me money and I'll keep coming to work." What a concept: I just show up and they give me money!!! And all these fools throw away what little money they have on 1 in 292,000,000 chances. I win every time I show up for work.
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Not long ago, their was a bit of unnecessary tension in my office. My boss had been fielding a fair amount of complaints from my counterparts. In a private meeting, she asked, "is there anything you need, Slim?" I thought about it and told her "paper clips. Otherwise, you just keep giving me money and I'll keep coming to work." What a concept: I just show up and they give me money!!! And all these fools throw away what little money they have on 1 in 292,000,000 chances. I win every time I show up for work.
I'm happy to say I haven't lost a single lottery. It's no surprise that the American public tolerates new taxes and the printing of money when you see this kind of response. Millions and millions of people climbing over each other to throw money away for no reason.
maybe instead of spending that money on lottery tickets day after day, year after year, use it to buy contraceptives and birth-control so we don't have jail the Little Sisters of the Poor for not giving it to their employees for free.
We're going to have another dictator-in-chief and we did it to ourselves. #Hitlery2016
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Not long ago, their was a bit of unnecessary tension in my office. My boss had been fielding a fair amount of complaints from my counterparts. In a private meeting, she asked, "is there anything you need, Slim?" I thought about it and told her "paper clips. Otherwise, you just keep giving me money and I'll keep coming to work." What a concept: I just show up and they give me money!!! And all these fools throw away what little money they have on 1 in 292,000,000 chances. I win every time I show up for work.
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Not long ago, their was a bit of unnecessary tension in my office. My boss had been fielding a fair amount of complaints from my counterparts. In a private meeting, she asked, "is there anything you need, Slim?" I thought about it and told her "paper clips. Otherwise, you just keep giving me money and I'll keep coming to work." What a concept: I just show up and they give me money!!! And all these fools throw away what little money they have on 1 in 292,000,000 chances. I win every time I show up for work.
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