Step#1
Land owner with an over abundance of elk eating his crops/ hay.
Every year, he gets bombarded with calls when the tags are announced asking permssion to hunt from someone with a lifetime license (usually gonna be a bull tag).
He usually grants permission.
#2. As the years go by, he starts to realize that 1 bull killed ain't doing shit about his crop damage and usually end up costing him some $/ time asking to help with retrieval.
#3, call comes in bout this time of the year asking permission to hunt from someone that drew an elk tag, farmer asks, did you apply for a left over cow tag?, no says the caller, I only apply for a bull tag.
#4, FUCK OFF!.