Got cracks in my yard so big I can hear the demons of hell playing poker. Tried a rain dance last night and all I got were blisters and a stubbed toe. I need some help here. Anyone know of a way to get some of that water that Texas is getting rerouted to my front yard? Seriously though, we need some rain here at the fort. Wasn't kidding on the cracks either. They are a half inch to an inch wide. Need some prayers to Heavenly Father for some assistance here. Thanks!!
