Important things belong in a case, your brain has a skull, your money has a wallet, and your trolling motor has a ram mount to hold the shit together.
try slapping your nuts on the counter over and over, let me know if that is better than putting them in a thong, or something like that.
My head is a 7 & 5/8's, it takes a pretty big cowboy hat to fit around that.
Note to self, never eat anything made on jaunr's counter. ;:;barfMaybe you should have Mrs.jaunr get on the kitchen floor! ;:;rofl :;:howdy