If I would have written this the other day V would have had to pull it for FOUL language, as it is it's still a little salty.
Had some asshat/mental/s.o.b./douche bag road rage on me the other day. It started over by Bobcat on the southeast side of Bismarck at a stop sign. I caught up to him just as we came to the stop sign on Morrison Ave, I stopped a car length behind him. I could see him staring at me in his rear view mirror, he wait there like 4 or 5 second just watching me, then goes. I tell the wife that he's watching us. I wait about a second checking traffic then follow him around as there was no traffic coming. He was watching me the whole time because he forgot to straighten out and damn near hits the curb. The wife and I start laughing at him. He straightens out and starts driving at ~38 mph and I settle in behind him at about 4 car lengths from him.
At the curve Yegan Ave becomes Airway Ave, I can still see him watching me in the rear view. We get into the 55 mph speed zone and he "speeds" up to 42 mph, I stay at about 4 car lengths behind him. I guess this douche thinks this was too close. This mentally unstable person is so intent on watching me to make sure that I don't pass him in the no passing zone that he is wandering all over the road all the way to the stop sign at Lincoln Rd. By this time there is 4 cars behind me because this mental deficient person is only doing 41-42 mph in a 55 zone. I had a car sitting on my back bumper at about 2 car lengths most of the way trying to hurry me along. Anyway, again he stops with his blinker on for 3 or 4 seconds, the whole time watching me in the side mirror. Again he takes off and I stay sitting for another second or 2 because I saw a car coming from the other direction and wanted to make sure I could see them again before turning. People have a tendency blow through these stop signs.
I take off when I see that the other car is stopping. This insane MF tries to brake checks me as I'm coming around! This MF has stomped on his brakes and is sitting in the road blocking the right hand lane of Lincoln Rd. I try to steer around him, (this part of the road is a passing zone) and the MF douche bag stomps on the gas and starts to come across the line to hit me and pushes me all the way over into the right hand turn lane trying to keep me from passing him. At one point his front bumper was less than a foot from my wife's door and I'm betting that I cleared this pricks front bumper by inches before running out of turn lane. I finally got out in front of him but by then was doing 65-70 mph but the whole time this ASSHOLE was trying to push us into the ditch. The wife was screaming the whole time that he was trying to kill us. That was one FU#$ed up situation. A whole lot of would of's and should of's deleted here, wish I could have acted on them but the wife was freaked the f!@#out and was yell "go, go , go get away from that crazy MF'er". As it was the AH must of been buddies with one of the cops in Lincoln because by shear coincidence I had one following me from the second stop sign in Lincoln all the way through the detour through town to the city limits on the south side. Nope, I wasn't speeding officer (much) 15-17 mph in a 15 mph zone and made all stops proper and used blinkers when needed.
Yeah, yeah; I could have called the cops on him but it would have been he said, she said and been a waste of my time with witnesses gone. Like I said, it seems he has friends and Lincoln is very very clickish and I'm a outsider. So if you see an older, tan Dodge pickup in the Lincoln area watch out for the crazy F!@#'er, he might try to run you off the road because he is mental.
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Had some asshat/mental/s.o.b./douche bag road rage on me the other day. It started over by Bobcat on the southeast side of Bismarck at a stop sign. I caught up to him just as we came to the stop sign on Morrison Ave, I stopped a car length behind him. I could see him staring at me in his rear view mirror, he wait there like 4 or 5 second just watching me, then goes. I tell the wife that he's watching us. I wait about a second checking traffic then follow him around as there was no traffic coming. He was watching me the whole time because he forgot to straighten out and damn near hits the curb. The wife and I start laughing at him. He straightens out and starts driving at ~38 mph and I settle in behind him at about 4 car lengths from him.
At the curve Yegan Ave becomes Airway Ave, I can still see him watching me in the rear view. We get into the 55 mph speed zone and he "speeds" up to 42 mph, I stay at about 4 car lengths behind him. I guess this douche thinks this was too close. This mentally unstable person is so intent on watching me to make sure that I don't pass him in the no passing zone that he is wandering all over the road all the way to the stop sign at Lincoln Rd. By this time there is 4 cars behind me because this mental deficient person is only doing 41-42 mph in a 55 zone. I had a car sitting on my back bumper at about 2 car lengths most of the way trying to hurry me along. Anyway, again he stops with his blinker on for 3 or 4 seconds, the whole time watching me in the side mirror. Again he takes off and I stay sitting for another second or 2 because I saw a car coming from the other direction and wanted to make sure I could see them again before turning. People have a tendency blow through these stop signs.
I take off when I see that the other car is stopping. This insane MF tries to brake checks me as I'm coming around! This MF has stomped on his brakes and is sitting in the road blocking the right hand lane of Lincoln Rd. I try to steer around him, (this part of the road is a passing zone) and the MF douche bag stomps on the gas and starts to come across the line to hit me and pushes me all the way over into the right hand turn lane trying to keep me from passing him. At one point his front bumper was less than a foot from my wife's door and I'm betting that I cleared this pricks front bumper by inches before running out of turn lane. I finally got out in front of him but by then was doing 65-70 mph but the whole time this ASSHOLE was trying to push us into the ditch. The wife was screaming the whole time that he was trying to kill us. That was one FU#$ed up situation. A whole lot of would of's and should of's deleted here, wish I could have acted on them but the wife was freaked the f!@#out and was yell "go, go , go get away from that crazy MF'er". As it was the AH must of been buddies with one of the cops in Lincoln because by shear coincidence I had one following me from the second stop sign in Lincoln all the way through the detour through town to the city limits on the south side. Nope, I wasn't speeding officer (much) 15-17 mph in a 15 mph zone and made all stops proper and used blinkers when needed.
Yeah, yeah; I could have called the cops on him but it would have been he said, she said and been a waste of my time with witnesses gone. Like I said, it seems he has friends and Lincoln is very very clickish and I'm a outsider. So if you see an older, tan Dodge pickup in the Lincoln area watch out for the crazy F!@#'er, he might try to run you off the road because he is mental.
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, wife hates it but i find much enjoyment out of it.
