Santa

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In case you guys are interested here's a link to the official NORAD Santa tracker.

http://www.noradsanta.org/

 

[svnmag]

I hope my two whores arrive slightly chilled. I have this whole deal planned.

 

[MathewsZman]

I hope my two whores arrive slightly chilled. I have this whole deal planned.

Ask and ye shall receive:


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[bowcarp]

I hope my two whores arrive slightly chilled. I have this whole deal planned.

Did you ask for the matched set??

 

[svnmag]

Precisely.

Got the Orange Julius and vodka spinning for them. The pickled beets are out, and Papa John's just delivered the wings. The rib roast is rubbed, coming to room temp and will be ready to throw in the oven around 7 after lotion and leather fun. The rest of the fixn's can go in around 10 to re-heat.

The girls just need to make me eggs, bacon, toast, sausage/cheese grits and hashbrowns when I wake up. Just got a fresh bottle of Heinz 57! The rest is simplistic except for the au jus which I'll take care of with some leftover cabernet around noon. Maybe a happy ending with the Chocolate Heart Attack cake then I'll send for a cab and give them their bus and plane tickets. Buses don't run that far north.

 

[SDMF]

Why not just get them Caribou tags, probably cheaper than plane tickets.

 

[MathewsZman]

Svn , I hope you're able to get a new pair of mukluks and a loin cloth out of the deal !

 

[svnmag]

I don't think they'd appreciate them Horsey. Transportation is dear.

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They may be still pissed at Nanuk Z. They're Millennials.

Enough now. I just turned around and said "ho ho" and got buffalo sauce in my penis and can't see. Right when the sausage patty was about to be abused. Crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpNn1nht0_8

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[NodakBuckeye]

Svn , I hope you're able to get a new pair of mukluks and a loin cloth out of the deal !

Haha talk about going to bed at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2!