So,take a guess~

[guywhofishes]

Mulies

 

[PrairieGhost]

I had an Angus calf hang around camp licking my trailer for the road salt.
Edit: In Colorado

 

[wildeyes]

I was wondering where that woman moved to she leaves a mess on the windows too.

 

[guywhofishes]

 

[dodgeguy]

Nancy Pelosi and the democrats. #$%^&>

 

[Maddog]

What is some boot lickers.

 

[Srputz]

Beavers

 

[1bigfokker]

Aliens

 

[AR-15]

Little kids with wet gloves

 

[LBrandt]

The owner after spending to much time at the local watering hole, or the living dead zombies. Same thing.

 

[gr8outdoors]

Double breasted mattress back

 

[Green19]

Ford F-150 fire retardant leaking through the aluminum.

 

[Uncle Jimbo]

We've reached the point where doorbell lickers, double breasted mattress backs, aliens and F-150 fire retardant leaking have been suggested. Are we ever going to hear from the OP what caused the marks on the vehicle?

 

[Colt45]

Gotta be moose

 

[snow]

Colt nailed it "yatzee".... then they leave a couple 100 lbs of shit on his driveway and deck..... note scoop shovel next to grill,thats the thanx he gets

 

[LBrandt]

Notice he has a pony car wrapped with a tarp to keep the lickers at bay.

 

[snow]

Haha LB actually the cover saves the paint from sun fade at that altitude(10,500ft) the sun is really intense.

my pard was in the movie "dumb and dumber" so I had to ask if said moose tongue got stuck on the sheet metal.... no reply? but would be a funny pic if it did just like the chairlift scene with haries tongue.

 

[EZZIE]

Epstein?